I stole most of them and sent them on their way! Great collection

LMAO . . .

Goes way, way back in the history of language, and not just the Indo-European ones. Here's more than anyone needs to know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

On one fateful shopping trip (with my huband tagging along) during my final years of menstruation, the "Kotex" people decided to re-package my go-to brand.

Stymied by my confusion, he blurted out:
"JUST BUY THE INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH!"

It's amazing to me that anyone would assign a "Gender" to inadament objects.

La machine? Je le sais, but I'm not telling YOU!

I am a doctor, and my handwriting is very legible. Pharmacies used to call my office, because they thought the prescriptions were forged, because they were too legible! True story.

I have never mastered the art of fitted sheets and duvets. My wife can't understand it.

Great ones OUC! Had to laugh hard at "should I get you a shopping cart?"

Thanks, OUC, for another great round. And my wife totally agrees with the bubble wrap. I become a kid again every time a package arrives.

When I tried sleeping nekkid after an argument I quickly realized I should just go ahead and apologize and or grovel. thanks OUC

An excellent collection OUC! Sympathetic pat on the head....Fred Flinstone....Don't drink and prime...and remember the expiration date...

Thanks OUC!!!!!

Once more a winning collection, ouc! Still laughing as I get ready to share. Dryer lint explains a lot, line dancing true dat, TP--have you noticed the cardboard tube inside each roll has increased its diameter significantly, yet the entire roll has remained the same?

I need to remember to take a hammer with me when I have to be around my Democrat relatives.
Shopping cart was a real laugh. I wonder if her husband was ever seen again.

Boobs and dryer lint are fantastic (in that order)!

Great laughs, OUC! Thank you! 👍

Nice collection to start my day with a smile. Vince the sign guy hasn't lost his touch and I'll never look at the word "Boob" the same again, LOL!!! The guy in #6 is not as smart as the muppet in #7, for sure. Thanks, OUC!

Was thinking about the one's offered on X (Twitter), billions of them, just slightly different between each of them.

What about emojis?

There certainly is enough of them to fit situations but my take, other than a few, the differences between them seem to be thin.
Thank goodness no one yet has told us the gender of a washing machine . . . I don't want to know, LMAO

Good grouping. I've noticed that there is never any one using emojis in the Gulch. Is that just an unwritten rule? I know at 81, I should probably eschew usage of emojis but sometimes they just seem to fit.

A shopping cart for beauty treatment made me laugh after two seconds worth of thinking about it.
My family doctor's prescription signature is a check mark no one ever questions.
Mr. Flintstone, don't try that with an allosaur. You have an expiration date.