California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Mean Memes
California Governor Gavin Newsom's crackdown on mean memes is bearing full freaky fruit. Yay boy! The Long Beach Police Department executed a raid today on a home and seized 2,000 "pure uncut memes."
Those memes were so mean that one rookie officer ran outside of that mean meme house vomiting. "He was horrified," a witness said, adding, "I should know because I was born into a middle class home in a neighborhood where all our proud of their lawns."
Be warned, OUC. This raid may well lead to taking down a much larger criminal internet meming cartel.
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Those memes were so mean that one rookie officer ran outside of that mean meme house vomiting. "He was horrified," a witness said, adding, "I should know because I was born into a middle class home in a neighborhood where all our proud of their lawns."
Be warned, OUC. This raid may well lead to taking down a much larger criminal internet meming cartel.
Trending articles in this edition of The Babylon Bee are~~ta da!~~
> Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin To Be A Cackling Woman Of Color.
> 9 AI-Generated Fakes Of Gavin Newsom Illegal Only In California
> Wife Tells Hubby The Reason Family Car Is On Fire Is Because She was Born Into A Middle Class Family Where People Are Proud Of Their Lawns.
> Cast Of The View Is To Be Replaced By Screaming Feral Pigs.
> Rashida Tlaib's Pager Explodes.
And y'all don't wanna miss a video trailer of January 6 The Most Deadliest Day
