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California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Mean Memes

Posted by $ allosaur 7 months, 1 week ago to Humor
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California Governor Gavin Newsom's crackdown on mean memes is bearing full freaky fruit. Yay boy! The Long Beach Police Department executed a raid today on a home and seized 2,000 "pure uncut memes."
Those memes were so mean that one rookie officer ran outside of that mean meme house vomiting. "He was horrified," a witness said, adding, "I should know because I was born into a middle class home in a neighborhood where all our proud of their lawns."
Be warned, OUC. This raid may well lead to taking down a much larger criminal internet meming cartel.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You did not the first time mention that noose, which would have jogged my memory about that lie (or maybe a jumping to a conclusion) about racism.
    So did Tyrus lie or jump to a conclusion? I did not know there were other nooses doing an identical thing until it was revealed by news reports.
    Also, I up until today knew as much about Tyrus as Suzanne did.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I remember the noose incident. But I didn’t know about the comments that Tyrus made because I didn’t know that Tyrus even existed until a year or so ago. I am sorry to hear that about him. But all I can say is that I enjoy listening to him on Gutfeld and on The Five. He has common sense and intelligence.
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  • Posted by mhubb 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    the race car driver that claimed to have found a noose in his garage

    tryus supported his claim

    then it was discovered that ALL the garages had nooses for the rope that controlled the front doors

    several years ago, when Trump was in the Oval Office
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I believe Ayn Rand's inspiration for the protagonist John Galt was none other than Nikola Tesla.

    “I don't care that they (Marconi) stole my idea, I care that they don't have any of their own” ― Nikola Tesla
    "The market will not allow free energy" ― Nikola Tesla
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Gutfeld (on Fox News 9pm CT Mon-Fri) shows a photo of those feral pigs as the punchline for a joke almost every night.
    Me dino only watches the first 20-to-30 minutes of that hour long show because it gets kinda stale by then. Guess that's just me or whatever.
    My favorite for the funniest segment is the Friday Leftovers that comes on very close to the beginning Friday nights.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We are John Galt. Somewhere in the Gulch there is an inventor working on that idea, which will NOT be shared with anyone in the outside cesspool. Let us know when it's ready, whoever you are!
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  • Posted by fairbro 7 months ago
    Here in conservative central Kansas, the small city has one radio station and one newspaper (shrinking rapidly). KVOE plays rock from the 1960's and has a "Good News Friday" but every 30 minutes the calm is interrupted by the screaming feral pigs of "ABC News".

    Where can I get a radio that overrides the station and plays the Strauss Blue Danube Waltz every 30 minutes for 5 minutes?
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Like you, the only time that I see The View are the snippets on Fox News, and even that is too much.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Proof our Founding Fathers knew what they were doing.
    But like Benjamin Franklin told some inquisitive woman: "It is a republic~~if you can keep it."
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Beyond me too.
    Well, my only exposure to The View is watching something on Fox News and seeing a snippet of some outrageously stupid Schiff one or more of those feral pigs had to oink~~oops, I mean say.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Good one. I’ll take the screaming feral pigs over the cast of The View anytime, but how you could tell the difference between the two is beyond me.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Wait till yous see the next IN THE MEME TYME, made killings funny,,,not really but a couple I couldn't resist.
    Loadin em up now!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You are most welcome.
    Hope you appreciate that rabid sheeple (guys being rams) who wear the Yoke of the Woke may cancel my gas furnace before the winter months for proof of my favoring a constitutional republic over their wanna save democracy bleatings.
    Mind enslaved commies just plain hate MAGA patriots.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 7 months ago
    Thanks for the warning and I can't wait for the New Improved View, the Feral Pigs will make more sense not to mention a whole lot more entertaining!
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