Sorry. It was a joke. I tore a bicep muscle about 15 years ago and found myself putting together words and phrases I didn't know I knew. Every swear word known to mankind made it across my lips that night.

This person and I share a disease: Pain-induced Tourette Syndrome.

Been there. Done that. Same toe. Yours isn't purple, so that injury must be fresh. Honestly, I'm impressed. I'd be hopping around on the right foot and smashing furniture.

One's a lady should never say in public but ask my pup she hears lots

Nope am a woman yes I do know what a woman is actually been on for over 75 years. Did this two summers ago but the metal on the bottom of the storm door went right between my baby and next toe so now no matter what I do with arthritis is aches constantly.

Well done Sir!!!!

Hilarious!

More memes up and a new Will Zoll post. Hope you and Linda are doing great.

16 more words to go . . . by the time you are done, the pain will be gone.

Whathefuuqinhelldiididotomyfootsie

Memes, as you know, tell stories and I tell stories with those memes . . .
mccannon01 has noticed that using memes in this way offers never ending detailed insights and truth.

Thats not the funny part, someday, after the pain goes away, witnesses describe the event, the languages, the noises, the swearing, the crying, on and on by a mild mannered person you'd never suspect such a reaction!
You'd laugh too!

Me dino am a guy and me no get it.
Wouldn't be laughing. That's for sure.

ONLY 17? Bwaaaaa ha ha!

Can take your breath away grrrrffffrrrrnggggg!!!

very funny, all too true for many times ,,

You can't picture yourself howling, hopping around and screeching intelligibly in what might seem like 17 different languages?
You have yet to change my mind that this ends up funny, (once the pain goes away or the remembrance of it)

Which languages would you have started out with and out of all the noises you'd make, what made you think they were actually part of a particular language?