Rest in Peace Jeffrey Epstein!

Posted by Abaco 8 hours, 34 minutes ago to News
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Trump, Bondi, Patel, and Bongino have secured your legacy as one of total purity. Didn't abuse little girls. Didn't blackmail anybody. Didn't compile any sort of list of powerful perverts. Sure, they said they have evidence. Bondi said it was on her desk just the other day. The Feds enjoyed finding nothing on your island so much that they scoured it twice after you died. But, that was just all posturing. They all agree now that you were as pure as the driven snow. I'm glad this has been settled and is behind us now...


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