Why I Switched to a Flip (Dumb) Phone (For Now)
Posted by rbroberg 7 years, 6 months ago to Technology
Word on the street is flip phones are making a comeback.
I realized I wanted to activate my Samsung Convoy 4 after I realized (1) real time stock prices are best suited to professionals who work in stockbrokerages, (2) 90 percent of the time Twitter and Facebook are battlefields and pissing contests, (3) entertainment updates are not what the bossman wants me to think about in the office, (4) the weather prediction changes and it never really rains in California regardless, and (5) they all say the same shit anyway.
Advantages: Economical texts, more voice calls, fewer distractions
Disadvantages: Listening to people who have smart phones for information about weather, sports, politics.
I want to evaluate whether the following change: relationships, communication, attention span.
This experiment will last two weeks.
I realized I wanted to activate my Samsung Convoy 4 after I realized (1) real time stock prices are best suited to professionals who work in stockbrokerages, (2) 90 percent of the time Twitter and Facebook are battlefields and pissing contests, (3) entertainment updates are not what the bossman wants me to think about in the office, (4) the weather prediction changes and it never really rains in California regardless, and (5) they all say the same shit anyway.
Advantages: Economical texts, more voice calls, fewer distractions
Disadvantages: Listening to people who have smart phones for information about weather, sports, politics.
I want to evaluate whether the following change: relationships, communication, attention span.
This experiment will last two weeks.
I told my son Moocher can jump the same neighbor's chain link fence and for the shed he just needed one or two extra jumping places.
Today I studied the shed from my house. I noticed a barrel with a lid beside a downward extension of the shed's roof over an open area.
Just about then my son came into the kitchen. I told him I think I figured out how Moocher got on that roof.
"The barrel?" he said.
Yup.
If you are interested in learning more about cats and their care and feeding, try Think Like A Cat, by Pam Johnson-Bennett. It's a great book and has a really cute cover.
I've seen and heard them elsewhere in my county, though, since the 80s.
Armadillols apparently beat coyotes across the barrier of the Mississippi River. Saw my first one in Florida during the 70s.
That's when I learned one can jump five feet high when attacked by a dog. They sure don't wear turtle armor.
Moocher has been busy proving that to me.
find a phone (either landline or cell) not made in a
totalitarian state. (The other I got from being in a medical experiment, and I was told it was Korean. But that was some years ago, and it has worn out).
On the other hand, I have to be really careful not to step on Moocher in the dark.
Panthers (black leopards) are my favorite big cats.
Moocher disappeared for an entire week. I'm pretty certain it preferred the company of other cats at the crazy cat lady's house for a while.
Yestertady I was walking across the kitcen when I snagged a foot on the grab handle of a plastic bag with groceries still in it.
You should have seen how Moocher hunkered down all wide-eyed obviuoisly thinking some creature had attacked my foot.
I have heard of sadistic cat-haters but their sick activites are not restricted to Halloweem.
BTW, please keep Moocher safely indoors for the last several days of October. There are some truly evil people out there that deliberately mistreat black cats around the Halloween holiday.
I was saying, "Who taught you that?" while I scratched its tummy without it even grabbing at my hand.
When I walked back to the house, Moocher kept running aahead and flopping, running ahead and flopping even when I began to ignore those antics.
The petting mystery cleared up when it turned cold. A lost kitten turned up at the back door.
When I pointed the kitten out to a neighbor, I was told the crazy cat lady up the street had another littler of kittens.
I took the kitten to the cat lady's house but no one was home. My son took a stab at it a few hours later and scored a success.
Cat lady took the kitten to a special room with a heater that her cats could get in and out of. My son saw Moocher there and told the lady, who said, "That figures" due to its prolonged absences.
So Moocher is a first rate Monsieur Moocher as well as a daddy. The kitten had more than likely followed Moocher to my home but Moocher was a tomcat too knuckle-headed to know what to do about it.
At least Moocher knows all about "getting it while you can."
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