An AR-15 Ain't No Assault Rifle, Y'all

Posted by $ allosaur 7 years, 2 months ago to Politics
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Even a so-called dumb Alabama redneck kin tell a libtard, "No, thet thar AR on ther side of an AR-15 rifle don't stand fer no diddly-squat "assault rifle." So quit a-sayin' sech stupid shee-it. Thet thar "AR" means ArmaLite Rifle, yuh dumb as a brick son of a bird-brained pecker-wood!"
A semiautomatic rifle can't be classified as an assault rifle because it can only shoot one time per trigger pull.
Now one of those bumper stocks can convert a semiautomatic into a hand-held machine gun. being a full automatic the essence of an assault weapon.
But here in The Gulch me dino is preaching to the choir. Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's just a "so to speak," y'all. So don't all yuh atheists go git yer panties in a wad.
Explain what I just wrote ter some whack-job lib and I'll bet a dollar ter a doughnut thet he/she/it or whutever fits will just turn right around and jabber on about AR-15s being assault weapons.


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  • Posted by wiggys 7 years, 2 months ago
    the only assault that is taking place is the assault on the law abiding citizens who happen to own fire arms and those who are choosing to buy them.
    I thought it was interesting and tragic that there were 4 cops who choose to NOT go after the shooter in florida not one.. That in and of itself tells you why we need to own guns. The cops from what I have read and noted even in grand junction Colorado that the cops have basically entered someone's house and shot them when unarmed. they are evidently not afraid of the law abiding citizen but do not want to tangle with the bad guys who they are paid to stop etc.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 7 years, 2 months ago
    What is an "assault weapon"? Its anything you point at another person with intent to do injury. That's what "assault" is, and it applies to bricks and knives just as much as it applies to firearms. Even pointing an unloaded firearm at another person can get you convicted for assault.

    Stop worrying so much about the tool and more about the person using it!
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yup! A--huck! A-huck! Dinos ain't dumb. A-huck! A-huck! Dat's cause dey ain't no dim dinos. Yup!
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  • Posted by evlwhtguy 7 years, 2 months ago
    Everybody knows that weapons are dangerous in direct proportion to how scary they look.
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Maybe by plugging my Smith & Wesson into the wall, I could "electronically bump" that six-shooter into a FULLY AUTOMATIC ferociously whirling Gatling Gun.
    That way, I won't have to hand crank it like during the Civil War.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 7 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Maybe you could make a "Bump Suffer" for your Speed Loaders thereby making them too...fully semi automatic...Laughing
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL! That reminds me of the FULLY rotating cylinder in my revolver.
    Despite having three 9mm pistols, I actually broke down and bought a 357 because I got tired of looking at three useless speed loaders left over from my department of corrections days.
    357 rounds will fit in a speed loader for .38-cals. Those speed loaders are more noticeable for conversation pieces with bullets in them now. But who wants to look stupid should someone ask about the revolver those things are supposed to speed load?
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 7 years, 2 months ago
    CNN has a New and improved designation for the AR15...FULLY semi automatic!
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  • Posted by $ 7 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That's a Jackass Party bill for ya. But you have to admit that's an improvement over Democrats and only Democrats passing the unaffordable Affordable Health Care Act to see what's in it.
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  • Posted by CircuitGuy 7 years, 2 months ago
    The bill says "a semiautomatic assault weapon". What does that even mean?

    It chaps my ass because I think it reveals the lawmakers' real intentions. It's not to disarm the citizens. It's to exploit people's differences. The phrase "semiautomatic assault weapon" is confusing. I can't think of an non-political reason to use that language in a bill.
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