You've all heard the What Next After Gun Control jokes.
Knives that stab people?
Cars that run over people?
Sticks that get up and bash people?
In London Muslim and black minorities are stabbing people and throwing acid bombs.
The solution?
Search white people and arrest them for carrying anything sharp. .
Guess it goes without saying that Brit crackers shouldn't pack acid bombs either.
Multiple choice question.
The above statements make allosaur~
A. ~a mouth full of contraband.
B. ~a racist.
C. ~not a lib.