It's No Joke! Knife Control Comes To London!
You've all heard the What Next After Gun Control jokes.
Knives that stab people?
Cars that run over people?
Sticks that get up and bash people?
In London Muslim and black minorities are stabbing people and throwing acid bombs.
The solution?
Search white people and arrest them for carrying anything sharp. .
Guess it goes without saying that Brit crackers shouldn't pack acid bombs either.
Multiple choice question.
The above statements make allosaur~
A. ~a mouth full of contraband.
B. ~a racist.
C. ~not a lib.
Knives that stab people?
Cars that run over people?
Sticks that get up and bash people?
In London Muslim and black minorities are stabbing people and throwing acid bombs.
The solution?
Search white people and arrest them for carrying anything sharp. .
Guess it goes without saying that Brit crackers shouldn't pack acid bombs either.
Multiple choice question.
The above statements make allosaur~
A. ~a mouth full of contraband.
B. ~a racist.
C. ~not a lib.
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You can't fix stupid.
I have a 32-year-old son who carries a pocketknife all the time and he hasn't stabbed anyone yet.
Heck, he's even a 9mm concealed carry like age 71 me. So far we've never gotten around to shooting anyone either.
So on second thought, methinks the left would rather see kids just low tech throw rocks, since that would be more reminiscent of Antifa in riot mode. .
This just goes to show you can say "what does anyone need with X," where X is almost anything.
In apparently unintentional irony, the OP commentary says don't focus on the weapons used; focus on the criminals' physical appearance and group identity. It's as if to illustrate we cannot be satisfied with crime people illegal but not zero; we have to find someone's rights to take away.
I suddenly recall a scene in a movie called Thinner when a young Gypsy woman shot a lead ball to make a hole through the protagonist's hand.
Hey, shooting lead balls. That's even better.
I've read that ancient slingers sometimes used lead balls instead of rounded river rocks way back when.
Lead balls. What does that remind me of?
Yes, the propulsion of lead balls.
Excuse me while me dino goes to go figure.
Pencils ,on the other hand, cannot be rendered safe. I was a recruit on Parris Island when an hand-to-hand combat trainer said, "You can kill a man with a pencil. How?"
One recruit: "Sir! You can stick him in the eye. Sir!"
Trainer: "Yes the eye leads straight to the brain. Anyone else?"
Another recruit: "Sir! You can stick him in the ear. Sir!"
Trainer: "Yes, the ear canal also leads to the brain. Anyone else?"
Yet another recruit: "Sir! You can stick him in the throat. Sir!"
Trainer: "Yes, and try to sever the carotid artery. Heck you can even shove it down his throat. The point I'm trying to make is that there's all kinds of objects~bla,bla, etc."
Remember when Heath Ledger's Joker made a pencil disappear? Grabbed a Gotham City hood by the head and slammed him face-down on a pencil balanced on it brand new eraser. Right through the old eye socket that pencil went to indeed disappear. Wow, what a magic act that was.
Maybe I should sit down and send a note right over to Mayor Kahn to advise him of the pencils not coming with a safety mechanism.
On the other hand, nah! My keyboard might try to hit me.
Why focus on the cause of these increased pen stabbings? All we need to do is ask how can we all make all the ball point pens safer? And, how can we get white males to surrender all those unsafe ball point pens?