Dis Widdle Girl She See Food Come Outta Dirt

Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 12 months ago to Humor
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"It's so exciting! It so green! Lookit da collard greens! Me make smoothies! Food Come Outta Dirt! It's like magic! I am shook!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WOW! WOW! WOW!
Tink I go play big girl at da capitol now. Call Baar names."

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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 5 years, 12 months ago
    Questions that have answers that are not moot...

    Are the people who elected this stunted intellect really that dumb?

    Is the college that granted her a degree still in business?

    Can a culture where this person gains power survive?
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  • Posted by exceller 5 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL! That is why she loves greens...

    Isn't she lovely?

    She has a habit of devouring her partner while mating...
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 5 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I like remember the first time that I shelled peas. It was like an amazing experience. I like opened the pod, and like there were these sweet little green peas all in a row, and they were all like, GREEN. Wow, like this came from dirt. I was shook. Oh, I should mention that I was like six years old at the time.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years, 12 months ago
    I find this embarrassing. Her elevator may go up but it doesn't reach the penthouse.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You are too generous. I think she is very sincere. If she had a brain, she'd take it out and play with it!
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  • Posted by Solver 5 years, 12 months ago
    Graduating from a nearly clueless gardener to a nearly clueless Congress woman.
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  • Posted by exceller 5 years, 12 months ago
    Oh, Jeez!!!

    Just when you thought she can't produce more inanity than she already has, she proves us wrong!

    So plants are green!!! Eureka! Who wouda thought?

    And they grow outta dirt!!! I am a genius to have discovered that!

    You miserable mortals must admire my talent! And I give it to you free!

    In closing, I assume the woman (or is she a leprechaun?) came up with this to sell her GND?
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years, 12 months ago
    To say I am speechless is an understatement. This child shouldn't be allowed to run around loose. She could be a danger to herself!
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