The UK On Verge Of Making Stabbings Go Away

Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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By Jove, my dearest chaps and chapettes, rejoice for this splendid news! The UK shall soon implement an ingenious strategy to make their stabbing epidemic take a powder.
No, no, our swarms of Muslim friends and their religion of peace need not pack their camels to pilgrimage back to Mecca. .
Just check out the link and get ready to have your day made. Among other thing, by George.


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  • Posted by exceller 6 years, 1 month ago
    If the British did not exist, they should be invented.

    Only a Brit can come up with such an inane idea, although our Dems are close.

    Did they think about the Muslims having their own versions of knives, scimitars, yatagans, etc?

    I doubt they would run out and purchase the GPS equipped versions just to abide by the genius idea of bureaucrats?
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  • Posted by Solver 6 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Anything that could potentially be used as an offensive weapon, is another set of laws floating around in some politicians head.
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  • Posted by Jstork 6 years, 1 month ago
    It almost sounds like a joke. People will make their own piercing objects. What about arrows, sharp sticks, pieces of metal, cars, pitchforks, axes, hammers, chainsaws, etcetera. A person could make a lethal projectile launcher out of surgical tubing and a few other materials. Compressed air projectile launcher (CO2 canisters).
    How about having harsher punishments for those who commit crimes as a deterrence.
    Punish everyone else for the actions of a few.
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 6 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Now that Mack is Back in Townnnnnnnnn! Great old Bobby Darin tune! ...the line forms to the right, babe.....
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  • Posted by Solver 6 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Invest in battery companies also. Each knife would need one to operate a GPS. Also, there would need to be a law required that the batteries be constantly replaced and disposed of properly. Maybe these knives will be rechargeable or only to be used in sunlight using a solar cell. If so, more laws.

    It will require a boatload of authoritarian intellectuals to think outside their imaginary box on this one. They should all gather on some small abandoned far away defenseless island and, intellect, for a long long time.
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  • Posted by $ Mimi 6 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Quick! Who makes the UK's satellites? Should we invest in now? Lol.

    shrugging
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  • Posted by Solver 6 years, 1 month ago
    They would need a lot more satellites to do all the tracking it would require. Better divert resources and start building more rockets.
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