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Only 2 minutes? As in not letting a human being have more fun than allowed? Pshaw, OUC! These are great and takes more than 2 minutes, LOL! Thank you!

Laughing, it does, only in the meme, not on hollywood tv.

Couldn't find a GIF where the robot says, "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

https://sss-misc.s3.us-east-1.amazona...

The Robinson's robot was from "Lost in space"; a 60's TV Show and the leg was from a Dustin Hoffman movie "The Graduate" where an older Mrs Robinson seduces him.

I have a few issues sleeping and am using the same way you were. Been trying to keep it down, and have managed to not increase the "dosage". As long as I keep it close...have been able to stay off any time required weeks at a time for work, so again, I believe that I have it under control.
But thanks for telling your situation/resolution, Dino! Appreciate the info!

Rand Paul should have had the Capitol Police handcuff Fraudci as soon as he fraudulently "took the fifth."

Sorry, the ninth one does not compute.

Yes. The original intent was that Federal government was to be limited to protecting all Individual's rights to Life, Liberty, Property, and Happiness against all enemies foreign and domestic. Sadly, we have had those rights trampled upon so badly, that, I doubt any of the Founders would recognize America today.

I'm getting older and evermore cynical. I believe my grand children may end up living in a dictatorship.

We truely need a government that can do less, not more. Defunding government would be moving in the right direction. Defunding maybe too harse, but reduced funding is really needed.

OUC you were really having fun with these..Laugh out loud. nb

;^) 👍

If the over/under is anything over 14 days? I'll take the under.

If arrested, how long would he survive the threat of Arkancide?

The mere fact that ",,, he would write up a summary of his workday every night to help inform his post-retirement memoir and any sympathetic future biographers..." tells you everything you need to know about this asshat. I would love to see him arrested for contempt of congress, as this would give us the best chance to see how much one of the autopen's blanket pardon is worth.

I have been loving my enemy since late night drinking to help me sleep gave me AFib, a close call with a stroke and put me in a hospital bed almost all of May.
Now when I push a grocery cart past the beer and wine, I just wave and say, "Hi, guys! Bye, guys!"
I also wave at the liquor store whenever I drive past it. "We had fun, Christian Brothers brandy!" It IS delicious stuff.
Early in May, I was on my iPhone in the hospital bed when I told my eldest son to pour half of what was left in a hefty jug of Carlo Rossi red down the drain of my kitchen sink.
Better to be a late night drunk than a complete alcoholic. Had no trouble not taking a drop since. Save at first for some lack of sleep.
During the last couple of weeks, I've been able to drop off into a sleep without an over the counter sleep aid. BTW, Chantix helped me quit a lifetime of smoking during 2012.
So maybe I'll make it to age 80 by next St. Patrick's Day. Shortly after my daughter drove me home from the hospital, I looked up "Death has many doors." That saying goes way back with no known author.

We knew what you meant - but agreed! Lets just get it done..........

They never seem to understand the funny with that one.....don't know why! Maybe because it is true?

OK OGC - I went over my limit....by a bunch! Great collection, and have a great Friday!

showed the I agree one to my wife while laughing and she was not amused

Good ones that help me forget about the current world situation. One day we're going to return the Iran to the Stone Age and the next day we're on the verge of a peace agreement. We used to have a saying about a situation like this, either defecate or get off the pot. I cleaned it up a little bit. 😉

BBQ facial hair indicator. ;^)
Lots of guffaws. Thank you, OUC! 👍

Actually, the next time I was in there it was quite wilted - and then the next time I went in it had been replaced.... Guess Seymore did not get there often enough to keep it fed!

A very nice modern day glimpse of the bureaucratic machine growing for over a century.

This is the type of thing that most of us on here know instinctively. But thank you so much for the post - as it is something that so many of the people (saheeple?) do not know or do not understand. And unfortunately, if we do not enlighten them (those that are still able to hear reason) who will?
So again - thanks for the post. The unelected bureaucrats are running the country. The current administration is clawing some of the powers back, and the SCOTUS is allowing SOME of the powers to be clawed back, but there is still so much to be done.
Thanks for the reminder.