You were all wrong. Trump is horrible.

Got my best laugh from the New York State map showing the cities of Troy and (originally the island of) Ithaca. There's another Troy in Alabama where I graduated from Troy State University. Ain't no Ithaca along down heah, though. Talkin' hick, I'm suddenly recalling what I did to my first roommate for laughing as he snatched loose change I had dropped into a drawer beside my bed. Fresh out of the Marines, I was quite fit enough to toss his overgrown ass out into the dorm's hallway.
Scampering off, he actually yelled, "I'm gonner throw yuh outta thet thar window! Thet thar window!" He didn't do Schiff. Save for soon quitting college.
Heard the latest Odysseus flick got attacked by the Woketopus there's a book about. Not gonna waste the 4-hour length on watching that 'un. Read that the makers still could not squeeze in every literary scene of the Odyssey in it. Me dino done read Homer's book along with the Iliad as assignments at Bama's Troy. Saw three shorter movie versions. Last 'un ah done saw is called The Return and Kirk Douglas starred in the first one.
In each I~~bwa!~ha!~ha!~~enjoyed watching all the parasite suitors deserve to get slaughtered. Now they make me think of Mamcommie and his spoiled sponging greedy ilk.

Love the emphasis and Glad you got home safe, Now, if ya need more Smerkin and ah Snickerin go here: https://www.galtsgulchonline.com/post...

May you experience Guiltless Smerking.
My Best for all,
Olduglycarl

CDC and the WHO are guilty of crimes against humanity.
Try and impale them.

Only Whorelywood cares about the academy any more. Its as commie as Whorevard.

CDC should have no say in this day and age, even as the UN should be perp-walked out of this country. With most people complaisant, none of this will happen. I will pop some corn, sit back and watch the show, hopefully from afar...

Nolan wants an Oscar. Unfortunately the "Academy" woke rules won't allow for an accurate movie to be awarded best picture. So he produced this slop. I'll bet Ellen Page wins best supporting actor too.

Captain McConnell indeed. It fits, nasty, but fits. The tree is a good one! The trip from TX, 1650 miles in three days with a 15' UHaul towing a car came close to nature when we managed to avoid a flash flood in Tennessee. No trees, please😅. Sorry about the emojis, had to do it for emphasis because this batch is super and funny.

A bunch of goodies and laughs are so needed right now! Good old Mike Ditka has that right! And liberals do indeed need to calm down, but how to get them to that point is a real mystery. If they can't hear, can only spout talking points, no way can we ever communicate. Popcorn is the best way right now, let'm tear at each other for a change. Thanks for the sweet treats OUC! (edit for spelling)

My cross- country journey showed just how on point this Gulch is. I met wonderful folks all along our route, the flyover country. I also saw inroads being made, starting in the larger areas and gradually working out into the suburbs, then into the more rural places. Mosque here, mosque there, not big buildings-yet-but lots of storefront and slightly larger everywhere. These folks don't seem to realize they're being invaded.

Back in Ohio after a VERY eventful trip to help my daughter in Schertz, TX move out and join me here in Ohio. Great batch of Sunday funnies 🤣

That sounds like a good plan - I still have one XP to run some old rate disks (that I really should download but every time I have tried to do that it leaves off several columns) but as soon as that contract is complete - am done.....

Lmao

Good set. The NYT one-
at first I read it wrong, put an 'in' in front of accuracies.
Still not learning from experience!

I heard most of that interview on the radio yesterday. Elon holding his ground against that "urinalist" had me smiling as I worked.

Excellent article, thanks for posting! From the article: "No meaningful discussion can be had with these people because their point of reference is built on pure ignorance." Woke washed movies are a litmus test to measure just how ignorant (and indoctrinated) large swathes of people have become. Helen wasn't sub-Saharan and neither was Cleopatra VII (she was Greek) nor Hannibal (Phonetician - Syrian).

Good ones, as always, OUC.
On the tree and traffic cone one:
A friend of mine nearly totaled his van in the morning after hurricane Helene, the same way. There was no traffic cone (and no lights at all in upstate SC) and he was lucky the tree trunk came through the windshield on the passenger side.

So, MANY Decades ago. Little Captain had never been in a plane, but chose to sky dive, to overcome his fear of heights (True story).

And while learning how to pull the secondary shoot open, I asked "How hard do you have to pull on it to open it?"

Instructor: "Son, we could WELD that thing closed, and after you released your primary shoot... I'd bet you'd find the strength to open it!"

It was at that moment I realized "There ARE Dumb questions!" LOL

Great Stuff.
When I retire. I will switch to linux.
I will keep 1 VM that runs windows, for access to my old client software. And then I am done.

100% They should ONLY be able to advertise to those who can Prescribe the drugs. Next, we need the "right to try" any non-addictive drug for ANY reason. I believe I would be helped by Dilantin. I can't get a Dr. to give me even a sample to try. Dreyfus (Funds guy) claimed it helped him immensely, advocated for it. But it's off patent...

I believe that getting rid of the TV and print ads for pharma would be a great start! Good point, FFA.

CK - your response seems a bit ... cynical.... And I agree completely.

Hey, I like that. If anyone dies it's the fault of the government.

Observe your invocation of Muphry's Law. Yes, it's spelled funny. Muphry's (not exactly Murphy's) law is an adage that states: "If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written."

You wrote your insteed of you're. It's a common error.