Just got back online. An excellent collection! Am sharing several, but the one I liked the best is where you pointed out that Iran has only two allies left...

We are in a fighting war and because the dems hate DJT they are cheering against our military! What craziness is that???

ALWAYS listen to the oreos!!

In the late 70s, my oldest "deadhead" brother wanted to get an earring. My father said... You know the rules... No Tattoos... And if you put in a piercing... I get to remove it... And I will NOT be fumbling with a clasp!

My brother asked "You would rip it out of my ear and damage my ear?"

To which my father replied: "You were warned, and you did the damage first!"

I used to play racquetball 4 or 5 times a week. I am ot sure there are courts available any more.

Never let uncivilized barbarians through the gates regardless of intent.
Eventually you'll be blamed for enslaving them by some envious parasite.

When liars, thieves, perps get rewarded for crime, you get more crime and more criminals.
That's Wall Street and politics. Crime after crime with no punishment.

That last 'un being proof of global warming? LOL!
Being a half-Swedish dino, that very first 'un set off my half-arsed Scandinavian imagination.
Let's say those two lumberjacks standing on those suicidally located planks are Norwegians.
Uh, why should I pick on brother Swedes?
Let's add that those stupid Norwegians need to jump in opposite directions should the giant tree start to fall on them.
Well, they need to hang on to their axes on the way down That way, they can go to Valhalla to spend all eternity in a Nordic warrior's paradise chopping up and getting chopped up by Vikings while all screaming Odin. Don't worry. You'll always be put back together in order to be chopped up again and again forever.
Uh, no wonder they now allowed Judeo-Christian religions into all Scandinavia.
But wait. Muslim invaders are being let in through Europe. Instead of going to church, at least guys will start risking get death by falling timbers if they can have 72 virgins instead of Valhalla.
Uh, now I get the feeling that what I just wrote will not make some of you not laugh at all.
Check this out. I'll be leaving to have a dentist get rid of a cavity beneath a crown in 5 minutes!

Anyone old enough to remember someone putting bacon/pork on a mosque and getting convicted of a serious felony with a serious amount of jail time?

I bet nobody gets caught here...

This is the one point I think Candace Owens NAILED. Everything seems to be about destroying Christians. You know, the people who created VERY NICE places to live for thousands of years...

And you can watch what happens to these places as the Muslims come in, and take over... (look EVERYWHERE today, especially Europe, the UK, etc etc etc).

OMG, my head is spinning.

ALL are "just right" and on target, LOL! Thanks, Dobrien!

LOL. Somehow I imagined your powerful magnets attached to the blades of a ceiling fan...

In America we’re told to be “tolerant”, reminded that the only alternative is racist, and guilted for the dumbest crap. It’s amazing how simple and stupid the attack has been.

Oh nice ... The Pickleball, I see it as for folks that lack the physical tenacity for tennis.
That Feminism one is so delightfully spot on.
You suffer your own peril should you underestimate the damage that can be inflicted by a pack of mobilized ANTIFA Tanks!
On the more serious side with ANTIFA and the rest of those little rug-rats... It's all about purchasing status for the unaccomplished, misdirected, malcontent mediocrity misfits.

Well, so long as folks continue to "leave things in the hands of God" we will have no accountability on Earth.
This Ahmed Tigani will need to sleep somewhere at sometime, yes?

That's what insurance is for. Build a new building.

Raising my hand just no Gen x or Xers! Warning I carry a powerful magnet that will latch onto nose rings and use to toss!

Superb! Thank you!

I hope you're right, although I don't share your optimism.

They will fail here is well even though their strategy now rests almost entirely on doing everything possible to get government checks to as many people as possible whether or not the money is needed or not. Whether the recipients are deserving or not. The more that get federal money is how these Socialists will ensure that Socialism will remain viable and entrenched. If people wake up to this gambit, then Socialism will again fail miserably. If not, it will be with us for a bit longer, at least until they (the Socialists) run out of other people's money to give away. Once that happens (as in Soviet Russia), the people will pretend to work and the government will pretend to pay them with fiat money and the whole house of cards collapses, just like it did when the wall came down. Failure is built into their "warmth of the collective" scam and the results will be the same as under Joe Stalin and the tyranny of a brutal dictatorship! Truth be told......

Stalin's evil seeds are now bearing their rotten fruit. Some thanks goes to FDR for his love of "Uncle Joe" Stalin. Oh, and let's not leave out Mao.

Karl Marx was a drunken ne'er-do-well who hated actual work and could only function mooching off others such as Friedrich Engels who was a self loathing rich kid who also hated actual work. A match made in hell if there ever was one.

LMAO!

Hang golden buggers off their noses and they'll blend right in.

HAD to +1 that!

Qreat batch brother…..maybe bison’s dressed like squirrels could be released in lib cities ……the result could cull the blue hair herd.

The ying and the yang

“To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association--the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.”
― Thomas Jefferson

and

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." George Bernard Shaw

This is why Mandami was elected