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If the over/under is anything over 14 days? I'll take the under.

If arrested, how long would he survive the threat of Arkancide?

The mere fact that ",,, he would write up a summary of his workday every night to help inform his post-retirement memoir and any sympathetic future biographers..." tells you everything you need to know about this asshat. I would love to see him arrested for contempt of congress, as this would give us the best chance to see how much one of the autopen's blanket pardon is worth.

I have been loving my enemy since late night drinking to help me sleep gave me AFib, a close call with a stroke and put me in a hospital bed almost all of May.
Now when I push a grocery cart past the beer and wine, I just wave and say, "Hi, guys! Bye, guys!"
I also wave at the liquor store whenever I drive past it. "We had fun, Christian Brothers brandy!" It IS delicious stuff.
Early in May, I was on my iPhone in the hospital bed when I told my eldest son to pour half of what was left in a hefty jug of Carlo Rossi red down the drain of my kitchen sink.
Better to be a late night drunk than a complete alcoholic. Had no trouble not taking a drop since. Save at first for some lack of sleep.
During the last couple of weeks, I've been able to drop off into a sleep without an over the counter sleep aid. BTW, Chantix helped me quit a lifetime of smoking during 2012.
So maybe I'll make it to age 80 by next St. Patrick's Day. Shortly after my daughter drove me home from the hospital, I looked up "Death has many doors." That saying goes way back with no known author.

We knew what you meant - but agreed! Lets just get it done..........

They never seem to understand the funny with that one.....don't know why! Maybe because it is true?

OK OGC - I went over my limit....by a bunch! Great collection, and have a great Friday!

showed the I agree one to my wife while laughing and she was not amused

Good ones that help me forget about the current world situation. One day we're going to return the Iran to the Stone Age and the next day we're on the verge of a peace agreement. We used to have a saying about a situation like this, either defecate or get off the pot. I cleaned it up a little bit. 😉

BBQ facial hair indicator. ;^)
Lots of guffaws. Thank you, OUC! 👍

Actually, the next time I was in there it was quite wilted - and then the next time I went in it had been replaced.... Guess Seymore did not get there often enough to keep it fed!

A very nice modern day glimpse of the bureaucratic machine growing for over a century.

This is the type of thing that most of us on here know instinctively. But thank you so much for the post - as it is something that so many of the people (saheeple?) do not know or do not understand. And unfortunately, if we do not enlighten them (those that are still able to hear reason) who will?
So again - thanks for the post. The unelected bureaucrats are running the country. The current administration is clawing some of the powers back, and the SCOTUS is allowing SOME of the powers to be clawed back, but there is still so much to be done.
Thanks for the reminder.

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DEFUND GOVERNMENT!!!!!

They were. My cloth masks did no better, but I had fun with them. It was either pretend to be a sheeple or go hungry. My emergency stores weren't sufficient for that one, I hoped it wouldn't last too long because it was obvious that the whole thing was a crock. My foolish heart really believed people would see it, but many haven't to this day. It makes me sad, and I hate crying into my popcorn, makes it soggy...

I saw a video demonstration of various masks where the breath is clearly visible when the wearer steps outside on a cold winter day meaning the masks didn't block much. Another demonstration was blowing smoke through the masks, which didn't stop much there, either. They were a worthless expense both monetarily and socially.

Thanks

Wayne and I never vaxxed. Never got Covid, flu, pneumonia like us old farts are supposed to. I hated those masks, read the boxes that said they couldn't filter virus, but not one soul would believe it. I had to wear something, so I found some really great sequined cloth masks. No one said anything except "I love your mask!" LMAO.

Same too.

Funky Chicken🤣
That was a lot of news coverage, done honestly. That's why we appreciate your long efforts to get these memes posted, you are the best!

No, though the mere sigh of Faucie is funky.
Like how he handled Covid and the funky serum, he gets his chicken dance all wrong for a cowardly raising of fingers instead of boldly extending his elbows.
For example, take a look~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj99h...

Wasn't that the: Funkie Chicken?

I tested positive for Covid-19 but never had any symptoms. My Dr suggested I get the shot due to my age and my wife nagged me to get the shot which I never did. This just felt wrong from the beginning. I've trusted my sense of what is right and wrong all my life and have seldom been wrong. I'll go with my instincts first.