Carl, first one hits the nail on the head have felt this accumulating over the past years!!

Great list OUC, Grumpy Old Men rule!

As long as my transportation is my car, not ambulance...

This is absolutely wonderful! So happy for you!

Congratulations!

Keep us informed of the progress. And invite us to the opening.

We're not getting as many of those calls from India as we once did, but when I do I say, "Ullu ka patha." It's a very mild curse in Hindi.

Don't forget the Ayn Rand wing.

I don't answer any numbers I don't recognize. Sometimes they leave a message, usually not. If it's someone I actually want to talk to, I can call them back.

I NEVER buy ANYTHING from a phone solicitor. If I want something I will initiate the purchase.

ASAP.
I'll remember that one for later use.

Very well done!

LOL

Congratulations!

Why not do that, especially when retired like old dino? Those scammers deserve worse.
Almost wrote scam artists. Decided that is giving crooks too much respect.

Me dino wouldn't put that past scumbags.

Me dino be thinking that the second donkey's cartoon balloon should contain, "Um . . .ooo, but we are men, darling."

Me dino likes. Simpler. Easier. So quick they can't hang up on me.

Thank you, Dobrien! You and OUC really made my day start out with a smile! Strangely, I do think of the Biden statistical jump once in a while as an unresolved anomaly that just doesn't mesh with reality. As a retired process programmer in chemical making systems, such glitches are not to be taken lightly nor should they be ignored. The dog whizzing on the Obummer soviet style edifice is a great ending, LOL.

Yes! Line 'em up!

Thanks again, OUC. Wit and wisdom this week with a touch of macabre with that "Senior Citizens Centre" - ouch! Oh, I think I've heard that whiskey whisper, too! After all these years I'd still like a "General Lee" no matter how you have to get in and out, LOL.

Nice! After working in China for a US company I picked up a bit of Chinese language so when an unknown call comes in I answer in Mandarin. Sometimes it gets pretty funny, LOL.

The Roman ordering beer was priceless.

I've gotten several of those calls also and I think it's a scam because they are trying to get you to say yes. They finally hang up if you keep answering in the affirmative w/o saying yes. There's been cases where they use your recorded yes to sign you up for something that's going to cost you money.

Trump memes up

Yep, still workin on "The Great American Interweb Meme" . . .

Did I hear Linda in a couple memes lmao. Qreat collections. Booze whispering advice is like gas station sushi.lmao