Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

Posted by Solver 5 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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“NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.“

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  • Posted by $ Abaco 5 years, 6 months ago
    Yeah, I shared this with a couple buddies. I find it very funny. Reminds me of Dave Chappell's joke about the "Ts". I call that one the joke of the year.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Actually today's theme requires all little girls to be Princesses! Or something from outer space.
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  • Posted by Lucky 5 years, 6 months ago
    "Just because I've got a little extra hardware, .."
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  • Posted by Solver 5 years, 6 months ago
    Insanity wins again. Give those other losers each a partipation trophy. Next time they’ll learn not to train so hard.
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  • Posted by Pecuniology 5 years, 6 months ago
    heh...

    Whenever someone tells me that a boy can 'identify' as a girl—which I refer to as changing his DNA by cross-dressing—I ask if, the next time a toddler runs up to me and yells, "grrr!!! I'm a tiger!" I should call Animal Control and have him removed to the zoo.
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