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My Annual Christmas Pun

Posted by Herb7734 5 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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A man goes to his dentist and complains that his upper plate is rotting away. It is crumbling to bits. The dentist asks him if he has had a change in his diet lately. The man replies that yes, he has. His wife has been making a lot of Hollandaise sauce and he loves it. The dentist smiles as he says, well now I know your problem. Hollandaise is corroding your upper plate because it contains a lot of corrosive and acidic things such as lemon juice. "I'll make you a new plate out of chrome". "Why chrome?" the man asks. "Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise. replies the dentist.


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  • Posted by bsmith51 5 years, 4 months ago
    "I talk to the trees,
    But they don't listen to me, so
    I talk to the corn
    And I get an ear."
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  • Posted by Dobrien 5 years, 4 months ago
    Herb7734 when you are trying to be cheesy and everyone around you is laughtose intolerant.
    Piece to ewe.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thanks! Never fir-get Christmas!
    I promise no more puns from me...or else I might be asked to leave The Gulch.
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  • Posted by 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    May you and yours experience all that is good in life and your consciousness go on to the wonders of the universe.
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  • Posted by 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    A merry, simpering solstice to you.
    That's not a pun, but half my brain was donated to a good cause due to my recent illness.
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  • Posted by WyoJim1963 5 years, 4 months ago
    I fess up, that was so good that I "borrowed" it! Best laugh I've had in a few days!! Thanks.
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