California megachurches rebrand as ‘family friendly strip clubs’ to protest state’s Covid-19 restrictions

Posted by freedomforall 4 years, 5 months ago to Politics
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"Two megachurches decided to open Sunday services with some safe-for-work joke stripteases, in a cheeky protest against California’s closing down of churches due to the Covid-19 pandemic, while letting strip clubs stay open.
Before the start of Sunday’s sermon, pastors at two churches opened with short burlesque dance routines, taking off their jackets and even throwing their ties into the cheering audience.

“Strip clubs (Not Churches) are exempt from the Covid lockdowns, and are deemed essential by our governor!” said senior pastor of Awaken Church Jurgen Matthesius on Instagram. “So we decided we are NOW Awaken family friendly strip club!” he quipped.

The pastor then rolled with the joke, clarifying, “we strip the devil of his hold, power & authority over people’s lives!”


With God working in mysterious ways, a similar bit was performed by pastor Rob McCoy at Godspeak Calvary Chapel. “This is insane!” McCoy later said of unequal rules set for churches and strip clubs in the state. “Cannot America see the hypocrisy and the stupidity of all this?” he asked, calling the rules “tyranny.”


The tongue-in-cheek stripteasees at the Awaken Church and Godspeak Calvary Chapel came after the San Diego Superior Court’s November 6 decision, which allowed for strip clubs to reopen while churches remained closed.

California Christians have been up in arms about the ban on in-person church services for months. “There is a desperate need for the church with the brokenness within our community,” senior pastor Matthesius told Good Morning San Diego earlier this month."


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  • Posted by Ben_C 4 years, 4 months ago
    Awesome - goes along with the funeral for our pet turkey last Thursday.
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  • Posted by 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That's why Trump didn't waste time there, or NY, or IL, or MA. MD is in bed with DC and it was invaded decades ago. Just watch The Wire for a glimpse.
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  • Posted by $ Meerkat24 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    See what I mean? I didn't even know the margin, since I knew CA would come up Blue anyhow. I just considered the CA election over before it started. (Still voted though)
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  • Posted by 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The difference is over 5,100,000 votes in CA according to the current tally. That's a lot to steal.
    Other states with large Biden margin:
    MA 1,215,000
    NY 1,131,890
    IL 1,024,000
    MD 1,008,600
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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 4 years, 5 months ago
    CA, at least it's governance, has truly become loathsomly degenerate. Sad.
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  • Posted by $ Meerkat24 4 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Okay, now I am wondering.
    I went to a friend's Trump support rally on a highway overpass last weekend in a spot very conspicuous to Silicon Valley traffic. This was after the "election." Just peaceful, no blocking traffic, and only kind words from the Trump fans, even to the haters.

    Now here's the strange thing. Yes, there were drivers shouting obscenities and giving the finger. However, there were easily three or four times as many cars honking and drivers giving the thumbs up!

    The easiest state to steal an election from would be the one everybody has already given up as forever Blue, wouldn't it?

    That's 55 votes, the largest Electoral College voting block in the country! What I saw last weekend, I saw in one of the two small areas that supposedly make the rest of the State Blue, no matter how many other Counties are Red.

    Are we really that Blue, or is everyone just too afraid to speak up and find out?
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  • Posted by $ Meerkat24 4 years, 5 months ago
    I love it. Clever...hilarious.
    California Christians up in arms!
    hmmmmm...
    just wondering...
    Is there anyone checking to see if Trump maybe really won CA, as well?
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