Bernie Sanders Tells Cubans To Be Grateful For Excellent Social Programs

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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One of America's richest socialists arrived in Havana in order to quell protests (now embarrassing our Marxist-leaning Left) demanding freedom from Communist oppression.
"Please disperse!" Sanders pleaded with demonstrators, who filled Havana's streets likewise in other cities across Cuba. "Appreciate that you have excellent healthcare and housing programs!"
Further details are in the linked article but Bolshevik Bernie is already back in the USA. You see, comrades, he has to close on his fourth house "to demonstrate how capitalism can lead to excess and debauchery."
Yeah, you show up those Orange Man Bad Constitution lovers, Bernie. It's all about "Power To The People!" as that leftist Sixties slogan goes. "Power To The People!"


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  • Posted by VetteGuy 4 years, 6 months ago
    I had to look twice to make sure this was the Babylon Bee! The BB, like AS, is rapidly becoming non-fiction!
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 4 years, 6 months ago
    Bernie may be the first Marxist to even acknowledge the Cuban protests. I saw 100 people at a street corner near my work protesting on behalf of Cubans who seek the opportunity to produce for themselves. It was refreshing!
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