If there ever was a time to tell the government to go screw itself, this is it.

I think I'll register mine next year. I have three Tomato Plants (different kinds), and three Sweet Pepper plants (different colors). And about twenty lineal feet of Walla Walla Sweet Onions. Enough to trade, but not enough to confiscate.

Everyone in the country should register a tiny garden, the database would be useless. It comes to a point where we gotta give 'em what they want, and then some. Perhaps the IRS agent increase was just a front for keeping track of our tomatoes.

I don't trust the USDA or any other governmental agency, so registering my garden is a no thank you. If you find it and try to help yourself, you will be next seasons fertilizer.

Oh, right. Me now an old dino with diabetic feet that hates prolonged standing should register with a nosy control freak Big Brother to address climate change.
To hell with that Schiff. Here is how me dino shall always address change~~
"Hi, climate change. Your only constant is change, isn't it? That's because you've been constantly changing since day one. Just ask the dinosaurs and the woolly mammoths, right? Well, see you in the funny papers."

I think we are supposed to avoid these words, but OH HELL NO. Not only that, I'll look for a way to "disguise" it from aerial surveillance, if I can.

Yes, as the government stole the food they grew and sold it on the world market to get cash so they could pretend communism actually worked. Stalin thrived as Ukrainians died.

Where millions were purposely starved to death.

This is soooooooo Soviet sounding. See Ukraine in the '30s.

no sale USDA