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The ASS In Your Car - A Piece of Tape Works . . . For Now

Posted by freedomforall 8 months ago to Government
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Excerpt:
"First came ASS – the acronym that stands for Automatic Stop/Start, the system that automatically shuts off the vehicle’s engine every time the vehicle stops moving, then automatically restarts it when the driver lifts his foot off the brake.

At first – when ASS began to mysteriously appear in new vehicles as a standard feature that no one asked for about a decade ago – it was easy enough to turn ASS off. There was usually a button on the dash or somewhere on the center console. You often had to turn ASS off at the start of every drive in order to stop ASS from shutting off the engine every time the vehicle stopped moving – but at least you could turn ASS off.

Then it got harder to find the off button because there no longer was one. Instead, you had to figure out where “off” was buried within the various menus displayed on the LCD screen. These latter became unavoidable in a new vehicle about five years ago. No more just getting in and pushing the off button; it was necessary to go through a process of rigmarole to turn ASS off.

It was easier to just leave it on.

Just what they wanted. Just what was originally intended. The vehicle manufacturers knew few – if any – of their customers wanted ASS. That’s why ASS was never an option. It has always been a standard feature. But when a standard feature is unwanted, it’s generally wise for the seller to make it possible to turn it off. Hence the button – for awhile.

Now the physical button is gone – and the option to turn ASS off – is disappearing."


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  • Posted by dansail 8 months ago
    This is exactly why I bought a 2013 Toyota Tacoma with 5-speed manual and nothng more fancy than that. None of the features:
    - Automatic Start/Stop
    - Driver assist
    - Detection radar
    - WiFi
    - Inter-vehicular communications
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Totally available now. Cobb tuners are one option I have experience with. There are many others. Even little USB dongles for the OBDII with software on a phone or tablet will do.
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  • Posted by mhubb 8 months ago
    Mythbusters did a show on turning your car off at each stop

    i do not remember the results
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  • Posted by 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It was 35 years ago and it has probably changed.
    I think it is probably more dangerous now but that could just be fake news.
    When we were there my friend and I were accosted by a gang of boys -
    because my friend was wearing a small gold chain that the boys wanted.
    We were not harmed but they did take the chain. Grab and run. This was
    about 1/2 block off the main beach road Copacabana just barely after dark.
    Other than that, it was a fun trip and we enjoyed Rio very much.
    With some local guides, I think you'd have a great time.
    If you go that far, you might want to take time for Buenos Aires, Argentina, too.
    I haven't been there but friends tell me it's great. I'm trying to decide
    where to go this winter between SE Asia (Malaysia) and South America.
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 8 months ago
    I just rented a car with ASS. As an engineer I wince at the thought of that engine turning on at every stop. I imagine the oil draining out of where it's needed then CRUNCH-GRIND as the motor starts up. So...I had an idea. Why not have a small pressure tank in the plumbing of the oil to temporarily (long enough) keep that oil pressurized for stops at lights? Always thinking. I can't imagine the big V8 in my truck firing up every time I pull my foot from the brake. It'd be unnerving.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    What do you think of Rio for vacation. I have a bunch of Brazilian friends I play soccer with. I could get a great guided tour.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hmm, 35 years ago was was saying stuff like "copy that" and "10-4" on a state prison's hand radio.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Once followed my most conservative of 4 brothers in his first and only BMW to a BMW dealership. He sold his car to them. Riding back with me, he said, "Never again."
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  • Posted by mccannon01 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Why am I not surprised at this? It won't be chips because it will be whole boards with the proper connectors circumventing the busy body BS. Of course the Chinese may install their own busy body BS.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I've been thinking along those lines for some time now. Swap out the busy body spy board for one that just runs the vehicle. I can see jail time coming in the future for enterprising individuals who install the replacement. Big Brother HATES being flanked.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino had no trouble getting a Honda fixed as long as I took it to a Honda dealership. Two decades ago I learned the hard way not to trust someone one else who without being asked said, "Oh, we can fix that." Won't have the parts for one thing.
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  • Posted by term2 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    my 1950 plymouth was easy to fix, no fancy electronic sensors to go bad and turn on the check engine light. When the engine ran rough, you knew it was either carburetor or spark.
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  • Posted by term2 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    get seat belt extenders that you leave permanently plugged into the seat belt catch. the actual seat belt then pluggs into the extender. Voila- the seat belt light and buzzer is deactivated.
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  • Posted by term2 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    you can buy "seat belt extenders" that will cheaply fool the seat belt warning devices into thinking that the seat belt is actually in use.
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