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Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago to Entertainment

SOURCE URL: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/396565/ten-ways-men-oppress-women-their-everyday-behavior-katherine-timpf

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Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 3 months ago

Hello?
Yes.
I'm asking permission to comment on this post...

Oh, crap.

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  Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  You are a quick study!
  
  Cross your legs...and 'ask' again. ;-)
  
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    Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    hey rocky! long time no hear from! how ya doin?
    
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      Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 3 months ago
      
      I've been in a leg cast since Dec. 9th...and have to go 5 weeks more!
      
      Glad to see you and LS still raising 'heck'!
      
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        Posted by Ranter 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Trying to ski before the snow matured?
        
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        Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        More like before I matured...picture your grandfather trying to 'sneak' up on a raccoon, and hoping to outrun it!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Hey rocky :) what happened to your leg?
        
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        Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Big 'hello' to you LS!
        
        I tried to run off the back porch, and scare the bejesus out of the raccoon eating me out of house an' home at my bird feeder. I have 6 steps down to the yard...and I managed to miss the bottom three! The pilferer just sat on the feeder, and I swear that he/she was smiling....
        
        Now I am in my fourth different cast, and have a metal plate (complete with 9 screws) keeping me together.
        
        What really bummed me out, was I was scheduled to be on Dancing With the Idiots!!!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Good grief, Rocky. I think I heard something snap while reading that. Yikes. That raccoon is telling his buddies all about your feeders. Glad you're on the mend. Not sure that answers why you haven't been in the gulch lately though. Your fingers ain't broke. Lol
        
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        Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        I can't believe that I just now found your comment! And only 3 3/4 days late....
        
        Did it ever occur to you that I just might type with my toes? ;-)
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        No.. that did not occur to me. Give months to type one sentence.. makes sense.
        
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        Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Not to mention the downtime for athletes foot....
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        wow. it only takes a split second. glad you're hear to talk about those damned coons! One time I opened the back door into the garage and found a whole family of them right there staring and hissing at me-and that mama was HUGE. I was not armed or legged-actually very weak-kneed. I somehow managed to get db and he used his wrist rocket to coax them out of the garage. they were cold blooded chicken killers-is why they were there-I was incubating chicks and had the garage door cracked-I thought pretty safe. maybe raccoons are boneless
        
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        Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        The adults are downright demonic, to say the least!
        
        I normally trap them in a cage using dog food, and 'transport' them about 15 miles down a country road to liberate. But I loaned out my trap, and the rest is my medical history.... ;-)
        
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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  I'm not playing that game. every man and woman for themselves :)
  
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Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 3 months ago

I immediately started thinking of a few opposite terms, such as:

menstruating should be called womenstruating, but then again, they always seem to blame that mood that seems to go along with it on men.

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  Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  Oh, we DOO NOT!!
  
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    Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    Well some of you DOO TOO;-) I married a couple of them to my everlasting regret. It just wasn't their fault, ever.
    
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      Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
      
      Well I never "pms'd" in my life, of course if I was married to a man who said stuff like "womenstrating" it may have been a different story. (Disclaimer, before Kh pounces on me. MENO PAUSE IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!! Or "Womenopause"... whatever!!!)
      
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        Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        LOL!
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        is that what we're calling those special moments of yours :)
        
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  Posted by sumitch 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  If they're called mammaries (sp?) why aren't they called daddyaries?
  
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    Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    There you go. Did you ever see the 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' in which a man had figured out how to lactate?
    
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      Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
      
      thank the stars, I did not ever see that
      
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  Posted by woodlema 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  My ex-sister-in-law said one time. "What would happen if they discover PMS does not exist and this is really me!"
  
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    Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    A lot of women's fear. And then men would have to face their own Pre-(what?)Syndrome.
    
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Posted by MagicDog 10 years, 3 months ago

I was not sure if it was written by a man or a woman. I learned a lot, like having to ask permission to tell a girl that she has a nice ass. I guess I have to read it again.

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  Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  I still haven't figured out why they buy those jeans with all the spangles and bling pinned on the seat, if they don't want us to notice that particular body part.
  
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    Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    Lol "spangled". Another word my husband would never utter.
    
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    Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    They like to spend money on butt bling.
    
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Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 3 months ago

Hello khalling,
Funny... LOL

I would like to add another- Manfusion the time a man takes between starting to read something like this and realizes it is satire... :)
Have great weekend!
O.A.

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  I know. it was a little scary at first :)
  
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Posted by etharris 10 years, 3 months ago

I won't lie, I had a real hard time determining whether that was a spoof article or not. Funny read.

[If its not a spoof article, I'll let my comment stand as-is ;) ]

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  Posted by CircuitGuy 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  "I had a real hard time determining whether that was a spoof article or not"
  It's hard to tell because there is no real problem with misandrogenic words so it's not really spoofing anything besides general nonsense.
  
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  Posted by edweaver 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  Yah, this has to be a Jimmy Kimmel thing or a Saturday night live spoof. There is no way this is real, is there?
  
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    Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    satire ed
    
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      Posted by edweaver 10 years, 3 months ago
      
      That is what I thought but the scary thing is we don't know for sure anymore.
      
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        Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Well there's a fake war on women so I could see some trying to wussify men even more.
        
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        Posted by Rocky_Road 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        I've always seen it as a 'war WITH women'...and both sides have a balance of strengths.
        
        The tensions between the sexes keeps life interesting...!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Interesting is an interesting choice of a word on this topic.
        
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        Posted by edweaver 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Well I'm just glad there are women that are smart enough to recognize the war is fake.
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        the war is VERY real. It's a war against men. and the training ground (sleeper cells) are american universities
        
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        Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Often, I think it's as much or maybe more a war on women too.
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        How do you mean?
        
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        Posted by lrbeggs 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Preach!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        Yeah. There's a few if us. We're all in the gulch.
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
        
        that's the beauty of satire.
        
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Posted by jdg 10 years, 3 months ago

Whether this is a parody of something or not, it's too stupid to deserve a response.

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  ah jdg, you're no fun
  
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Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 3 months ago

Is this stuff for real? Feminazi gone wild.

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  satire
  
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Posted by plusaf 10 years, 3 months ago

Wow... such satire.
Such need for therapy... it was fun commenting there...

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Posted by jlc 10 years, 3 months ago

I am with the folks who were not certain it was satire. It is so similar to earnest PC advice articles I have read...

Jan, now laughing

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  gotcha :)
  
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Posted by NealS 10 years, 3 months ago

If I may say so, please don't let anyone in the White House access this article, it could cause more division between men and women.

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Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 3 months ago

Is this what is meant by the battle of the sexes?
If any woman believed that satirical crap, she would be compelled to be a lesbian. However, I must admit that the one thing that all women seem to be born with is the ability to present whatever in a passive/aggressive manner. If you don't know what that is, I can only describe it as something like moving soft fingers delicately over an exposed nerve. Or perhaps an iron fist in a velvet glove. That weapon seems to trump pretty much anything we hapless males can conjure up..

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  lol. there are plenty of gay females who would NEVER adapt this kind of bullying think. like Camille Paglia, for one example
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    I believe a satirical premise deserves a satirical reply. Based on this nonsense (guilty as charged) the population of earth would never have hit that 7 billion mark. And as for men spreading their legs -- is this a plea for emasculation?
    
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      Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
      
      lolololol
      
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Posted by allosaur 10 years, 3 months ago

While reading, I started thinking of coarse cigar-chewing unshaven gangsters in movies made during the 30s.
"Nyah! Youse dirty copper!
More applicable--
"Woo-woo! Wha'cha doin', doll face?"

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  I live in a very macho society. Women definitely do NOT tell their men what to do in front of everyone else. They are a little shocked when they hear me ask Db what he is making for dinner. However, I have heard many men and women say, that the men in my country feel compelled to make love to any woman who comes on to them. Even if they are not interested. lol
  
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    Posted by allosaur 10 years, 3 months ago
    
    So where do you live?
    
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      Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
      
      outside the country.we shrugged
      
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Posted by kathywiso 10 years, 3 months ago

Well, personally, I had a totally different idea in my head for Manpacking, Laughing too hard right now...

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 3 months ago
  
  Lol
  
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Posted by freedomforall 10 years, 3 months ago

I guess this is all meant for the way black men oppess women. Right, "Bro"?

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Posted by blarman 10 years, 3 months ago

Scary thing is that you know there are a bunch of women out there reading this and nodding their heads while thinking to themselves: "Finally - someone with a brain!"

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