I am with the folks who were not certain it was satire. It is so similar to earnest PC advice articles I have read...

Jan, now laughing

I've always seen it as a 'war WITH women'...and both sides have a balance of strengths.

The tensions between the sexes keeps life interesting...!

The adults are downright demonic, to say the least!

I normally trap them in a cage using dog food, and 'transport' them about 15 miles down a country road to liberate. But I loaned out my trap, and the rest is my medical history.... ;-)

Whether this is a parody of something or not, it's too stupid to deserve a response.

If I may say so, please don't let anyone in the White House access this article, it could cause more division between men and women.

I believe a satirical premise deserves a satirical reply. Based on this nonsense (guilty as charged) the population of earth would never have hit that 7 billion mark. And as for men spreading their legs -- is this a plea for emasculation?

Preach!

wow. it only takes a split second. glad you're hear to talk about those damned coons! One time I opened the back door into the garage and found a whole family of them right there staring and hissing at me-and that mama was HUGE. I was not armed or legged-actually very weak-kneed. I somehow managed to get db and he used his wrist rocket to coax them out of the garage. they were cold blooded chicken killers-is why they were there-I was incubating chicks and had the garage door cracked-I thought pretty safe. maybe raccoons are boneless

the war is VERY real. It's a war against men. and the training ground (sleeper cells) are american universities

I live in a very macho society. Women definitely do NOT tell their men what to do in front of everyone else. They are a little shocked when they hear me ask Db what he is making for dinner. However, I have heard many men and women say, that the men in my country feel compelled to make love to any woman who comes on to them. Even if they are not interested. lol

lol. there are plenty of gay females who would NEVER adapt this kind of bullying think. like Camille Paglia, for one example

Big 'hello' to you LS!

I tried to run off the back porch, and scare the bejesus out of the raccoon eating me out of house an' home at my bird feeder. I have 6 steps down to the yard...and I managed to miss the bottom three! The pilferer just sat on the feeder, and I swear that he/she was smiling....

Now I am in my fourth different cast, and have a metal plate (complete with 9 screws) keeping me together.

What really bummed me out, was I was scheduled to be on Dancing With the Idiots!!!

More like before I matured...picture your grandfather trying to 'sneak' up on a raccoon, and hoping to outrun it!

Is this what is meant by the battle of the sexes?
If any woman believed that satirical crap, she would be compelled to be a lesbian. However, I must admit that the one thing that all women seem to be born with is the ability to present whatever in a passive/aggressive manner. If you don't know what that is, I can only describe it as something like moving soft fingers delicately over an exposed nerve. Or perhaps an iron fist in a velvet glove. That weapon seems to trump pretty much anything we hapless males can conjure up..

If they're called mammaries (sp?) why aren't they called daddyaries?

While reading, I started thinking of coarse cigar-chewing unshaven gangsters in movies made during the 30s.
"Nyah! Youse dirty copper!
More applicable--
"Woo-woo! Wha'cha doin', doll face?"

I was not sure if it was written by a man or a woman. I learned a lot, like having to ask permission to tell a girl that she has a nice ass. I guess I have to read it again.

Lol

Trying to ski before the snow matured?

Well, personally, I had a totally different idea in my head for Manpacking, Laughing too hard right now...

My ex-sister-in-law said one time. "What would happen if they discover PMS does not exist and this is really me!"

Well I'm just glad there are women that are smart enough to recognize the war is fake.

"I had a real hard time determining whether that was a spoof article or not"
It's hard to tell because there is no real problem with misandrogenic words so it's not really spoofing anything besides general nonsense.

that's the beauty of satire.

Hey rocky :) what happened to your leg?