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Ain't nothing true except Obama was born in Hawaii.
At the most, dropping dead of a heart attack while on a 2am jog.
To hear Obama speak is to hear someone not able to make up his mind, whether to be Mister Thompson or to be Wesley Mouch. ("I can't help it! I can't do anything about it! I need wider powers!") At least Mister Thompson knew what he was about--most of the time. He hired Floyd Ferris to build him Project X, for example.
But I kept waiting for the picture to white-out, and "a man's cold, implacable voice, the kind that [has] not bee heard on the airwaves for years," say:
"Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Obama will not speak to you anymore. His time is up. I have taken it over. You wanted an explanation of the failure of the latest government program to work as advertised. I am the man who will now give you one."
It's the insurance companies who have been caught offering rip-off plans who withdrew them when they got caught being below the standard.