I think - for curiousity sake - it would be interesting to see if all we had were a field of moocher liberal Scum residents of Looterville, and were mandated by Imperial Executive Order 3,274,368 to vote...
I will echo a nominee used in the past by Arthur Treacher the side kick to Merv Griffin. Merv asked the same question and Arthur replied
"Herbert Hoover."
"But Arthur Herbert Hoover is dead!"
"I know he can't hurt anyone."
The sentiment was repeated once every four years and never grew old. Only more applicable.
I tried to think of a suitable name for the Democratic Poll. Again. Can't be done. I learned to rely on Treacher and Griffin. They did that skit every four years. The name never changed - nor the reasoning.
Agree - it would have been noce also to pick more than one (Moderate conservative etc.), also if only 1 or 2 "float my boat", I have to then decide on which is the lesser evil... and I'm tired of seeing "evil" win the elections, or get support.
I am frankly amazed that as many people as shown would vote for the typical "too Christian," "too scientifically uniformed." "too stuck with policies that don't work" candidate.
I think the top 3 candidates would be...
Secession
Emigration
Revolution
(His new contract probably stipulates no more presidential runs during the course of employment...)
And one must choose a top three? At the absolute most, there are only two candidates that I would even consider voting for.
"I'm voting for none of the above."
"There are no names above."
"Wow! That really works!"
"Herbert Hoover."
"But Arthur Herbert Hoover is dead!"
"I know he can't hurt anyone."
The sentiment was repeated once every four years and never grew old. Only more applicable.
I tried to think of a suitable name for the Democratic Poll. Again. Can't be done. I learned to rely on Treacher and Griffin. They did that skit every four years. The name never changed - nor the reasoning.
Or here is the direct link to the results, which might or might not work from your IE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1qlexCwoK0xZWvMRk7CCGTWBo2mYzSKA1_99uu2S23PM/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm
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