Gotta love the Onion.
What are the betting odds as to if/when the Multi-Culti-Perpetually-Offended will start screaming that the the story is anti-Islamic?

Probably, as I think Bill Ayers actually wrote one of those.

Perhaps He feels that when people start getting the first edition right He might release a sequel.

I thought he wrote "Dreams from my Father" and "The Audacity of Hope". I must have him confused with someone else.

Still selling briskly. If it's not broken, why fix it?

The reclusive deity story is humorous, but if that reclusive deity had recommended additions to the book, then imagine the contradiction of having to pour out all the curses in the last chapter of Revelation on himself.