25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park

Posted by lukenbocker 11 years, 10 months ago to News
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I wonder why the police don't think prostitution is involved???

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  • Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    My goodness, I have seen some things; believe me; especially at concerts where people were incredibly intoxicated, but not in a family park where children could happen by at any moment. I’m sure it has happened, but these people were asking to be caught. It could be worse… better than witnessing violence...
    They’re green cops. Can you imagine the green criminals…souping up there bicycles… not wearing their helmets and knee pads… taunting the slower green cops on their faster machines? :)
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  • Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Uh... NO! Can you imagine the little nursery full of their offspring provided next? Beautiful stainless steel units without character, cold and sterile, designed for easy cleaning... Sounds like a description in a dystopian novel... Creepy...
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  • Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Except the horses are used in crowd control, and will bite, push, step on those causing a fracas. A hoof hurts more than tire tread. Stomp! Neigh!
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  • Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 10 months ago
    I would think some pretty thick beer goggles would be a necessity, uuuughghghghghgh!!!!!!!!
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Scary that two people would consent....to THAT. There's drugs involved in this somewhere. Or mental illness.....or a triple layer cake....SOMEthing!
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    maybe that was the value for value exchange.... food stamps for doggy park bench sex... What am I saying?? The "value" of this "exchange" is pretty lost....lost with their own.
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