A Flash Of Brilliance...Let's write our own definitions...

Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 10 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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We'll call it a Fictionary. dump in all the fine puns and witticisms and mutilations of the language and learn to recite them with a straight faces.

I thought of this in another thread so here goes.

Mass Murder - One or more socialist. For any non socialist find a pre 1980s dictionary we may not have burnt them all.

Mass Destruction. Knocking down some ones sand castle in a posted safe spot.

Genocide - Depends on whose ragheads. Some are more equal than others. E. G. one Kosovite = 100 Iraquis = 1000 US military personnel = 10,000 secular progressives. Adjust as needed.

All right....there's the rules of diction I mean fiction go for it.


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  • Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 4 months ago
    Technological Progress: I used to turn the TV off -- now it turns me off.

    Herbie's Ingenuity principle: An unbreakable toy can always be used to break other toys.

    Intoxication Safety Device: The floor. You can't fall off of it.
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  • Posted by Enyway 10 years, 4 months ago
    Just a couple of Aesop fables reworded a bit.

    A fool and his brain have already parted.

    You can lead a brain to knowledge, but you can't make it think
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 10 years, 4 months ago
    Gender Fluidity: a process where cranial fluid is exchanged for bladder bile...the cranial fluid in some individuals lubricates the anal passage and in other individuals, enlarges the clitoris.

    In ancient times these individuals were referred to as piss heads.
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  • Posted by Lucky 10 years, 4 months ago
    Progressive- A person often of voting age tho' of alternative intellectual attainment who believes in cultural and industrial regression so the remaining population live in stone age conditions. An elite are exempt and will retain their lifestyle of limos, SUVs, beach-side properties and executive jets.
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    • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 10 years, 4 months ago
      Progressivism: Forward to the Past.
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      • Posted by Enyway 10 years, 4 months ago
        Is that anything like "Onward through the fog?
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        • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 10 years, 4 months ago
          No...laughing...it means progressives use the word Progress, making you think they are talking about the future where as they are planning to move society back into the past, no tech, no freedom...just like in the days of Babylon...slavery.
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          • Posted by Enyway 10 years, 4 months ago
            Here's hoping they do not let the fog seep out of their brains
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            • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 10 years, 4 months ago
              I always thought the inside of their heads was a Vacuum!
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              • Posted by $ 10 years, 4 months ago
                that would indicate the existence of sealed space. I'm reminded of the Universal Field Theory search and the question of how did the universe start etc. What is left when the only thing that is left is the empty space left over where things used to be left and that space has also left and nothing is left except ELVIS?

                The answer although unexplained is the appearance of the three least qualified people in the former space appear as candidates for President. Thus proving the left DID have a point with zero sum gained.

                It's all Reid and Pellosillyni's fault but who c0nvinced them they could think? Especially with empty skulls filled not evenwith mush.

                Oh no it's the stapuft marshmellow man Obumble is on the loose again where are the Ghastly Busters when you really need them? Cross the streams! Cross the Streams!
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                • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 10 years, 4 months ago
                  That one cracked me up!... Nice satirical article.

                  Unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at it: space is not a vacuum...it is filled with everything needed for life...that which is needed to make matter, to make what we call "solid" from rocks to brains...

                  Maybe reid and pellosilly got the rocks and the center of those rocks are sealed and nothing of any consequence precipitated out into that void.

                  Interesting to note: not everyone has the same amount of "Gray matter". One could have relatively little gray matter...mostly empty space; and still function in a way that would make them "Seem" to be human.
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