We'll call it a Fictionary. dump in all the fine puns and witticisms and mutilations of the language and learn to recite them with a straight faces.

I thought of this in another thread so here goes.

Mass Murder - One or more socialist. For any non socialist find a pre 1980s dictionary we may not have burnt them all.

Mass Destruction. Knocking down some ones sand castle in a posted safe spot.

Genocide - Depends on whose ragheads. Some are more equal than others. E. G. one Kosovite = 100 Iraquis = 1000 US military personnel = 10,000 secular progressives. Adjust as needed.

All right....there's the rules of diction I mean fiction go for it.