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Why NOT Believing In Conspiracies Is A Sure Sign Of Mental Retardation

Posted by UncommonSense 10 years, 11 months ago to Culture
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This article is loaded with provable examples of actual conspiracies. I love the following sentences in the article:
"The idea, then, that there is no such thing as a conspiracy is flatly ludicrous. And people who condemn others as being “conspiracy theorists” only make themselves look mentally impaired.

To live in our modern world which is full of collusion and conspiracy — and yet somehow DENY the existence of any conspiracies at all — is an admission of a damaged brain."



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  • Posted by $ allosaur 10 years, 11 months ago
    Love the photo atop that article. It's the attack of the sheeple conspiracy! People easily misled are dressing up to come after you.
    Uh, come to think of it, this joke I just made triggers a new thought. I wish the real sheeple would dress up like that so we could know who they all are. Not all will knock on your door and say, "Hi, Tea Party person. I'm Mr. Baa from the IRS."
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  • Posted by Temlakos 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We have to build our own network. It comes down to building a network of trustworthy investigators.

    After all, what is security all about? It is about whom do you trust, and with what, and how far.
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  • Posted by $ jlc 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Your item 5 ."..scientific explanations...violate laws of physics...no testable corroboration." is still making me wince. Ow!

    Its not that I do not agree with your analysis (which basically amounts to Occam's Razor plus Science plus Math) its just that it _hurts_. Ow.

    Jan
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  • Posted by iroseland 10 years, 11 months ago
    Lets keep in mind. Some group could use conspiracy theories as a conspiracy. First, it would be handy to have a bunch of people really worried about total bs. Like the moon landing. Uncovering actual conspiracies takes resources. So, if you can tie a bunch up on a fools errand, you win. Even recently lots of people spent lots of time worrying about birth Certificates. It might have been more productive to worry about voting irregularities, and voter intimidation. Also, the problem that a lot of the theories have is that the narrative becomes inconsistent and its get worse as time goes on.
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  • Posted by Kath 10 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I agree one should check it out. But how? Where can I find independent information without the nefarious intent of both sides?
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  • Posted by robertmbeard 10 years, 11 months ago
    I have to agree with Maphesdus on this article. While official stories of events and data seldom provide a full explanation, this can be due to various reasons, among which are:
    1) simple incompetence and laziness (common)
    2) irrational analysis
    3) political spin
    4) nefarious intent

    The problems with most "conspiracy theories" is due to the "conspiracy analyst" doing the following:
    1) evaluate the range of plausible explanations
    2) ignore and dismiss the most likely explanations
    3) fixate on the least likely explanation(s)
    4) usually assume nefarious intent as root cause, without any credible proof
    5) use scientific explanations that frequently violate the laws of physics and offer no testable corroboration
    6) frequently misuses statistics, probabilities, and data uncertainties
    7) uses circular logic as an integral part of their argument
    8) claims to have discovered truth and says that anyone who disagrees is either nuts or part of a grand nefarious conspiracy

    It is healthy to be skeptical of everything -- both official stories and conspiracy theories. The search for truth is difficult and time-consuming, and nobody has all the answers. When evaluating data and events, ask questions like these:
    1) What are the possible explanations (conspiracy theories often stop here)?
    2) What are the most/least plausible and probable explanations?
    3) Is this hypothesis or theory testable?
    4) Are there math errors and laughable use of statistics?
    5) Are there truly independent sources reaching the same conclusion? Source independence is strongest when the people/organizations have differing backgrounds/biases.
    6) Does the source of the theory have a history of generating alarmist conspiracy theories with no credible corroboration? Like a dead clock that gives the right time twice a day, an unreliable source could accidentally be correct in a few cases. But in the majority of cases, this will not be true...

    Be willing to listen to anyone's alternate explanation(s) and supporting data, or lack thereof. But be skeptical of everything...
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  • Posted by flanap 10 years, 11 months ago
    Those that would disapprove of belief in conspiracies, may be mentally impaired by one of two reasons: 1) their parents' choice in their education, then their own choice after primary and secondary schools; 2) health. Either way doesn't disprove anything.

    The average citizen in today's world is unable to thinking critically and logically, parsing thoughts from the media and other sources. I would love to see a histogram of the age range of those reading at least one book a year now vs 10-20-30 years ago and I would bet a dime to a donut-hole that the histogram would be moving to the older ages. Being able to read is a crucial area of self-education; a tool which public education wants to eradicate. Those able to carry on a logically discussion, humbly and objectively, and aged under 30, are dearth to say the least.
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  • Posted by Temlakos 10 years, 11 months ago
    All too often, one applies conspiracy theory to simplify his own political narrative. For example:

    1. On September 11, 2001, nineteen Arab terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, severely damaged the Pentagon, and tried to destroy either the White House or the Capitol, except that passengers stormed the cockpit and they decided on immediate suicide.

    2. This narrative proves my political enemy, George W. Bush, right, and enhances his prestige as he prepares to go to war against the perpetrators.

    3. I therefore will promulgate a narrative to say the U.S. government did this thing themselves.

    This is the thought process of the original "Truthers." Such was the twisted narrative that came out within a year of the event. Later, libertarians took over the narrative, on the theory that War is the Health of the State, so anything that makes a casus belli is automatically suspect.

    The main difficulty with the debate on "who really destroyed the WTC" is that you have two competing bodies of men with nefarious intent. Whom, then, do you believe threatens you the more? Your own government? Or a dangerous sect among the Muslims bent on world conquest in the name of a madman's hallucinogen-enhanced vision, fourteen hundred years ago?

    Then, too, Atlas Shrugged was the original conspiracy novel. On the one side, Mister Thompson and his cronies and "allies." On the other, the Triumvirs of Atlantis. Who, between them, are your natural allies?

    Nathaniel Branden would, I believe, offer three words here: Check it out. We cannot reject every theory out of hand. We must evaluate all such theories according to motive, opportunity and means. Too often, those offering a theory offer motive only, and assume without warrant that opportunity and means also exist, without offering evidence for either.
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  • Posted by CircuitGuy 10 years, 11 months ago
    "there is no such thing as a conspiracy" is an easily defeated strawman.
    In general, put me down a person with "metnal retardation" when it comes to conspiracy theories.
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  • Posted by straightlinelogic 10 years, 11 months ago
    This article says things I have been saying for years, only it says them much more coherently. The present day is loaded with conspiracies and so is history, and it does not even take that much digging to find convincing evidence of various conspiracies. "Conspiracy theorist" is a mindless pejorative.
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  • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 11 months ago
    Yep. And did you notice that many of the conspiracies (particularly those that relate to price fixing) are targeted against the government or some federal related agency? I wonder why? Could it be because government bureaucrats have no skin in the game to ensure that their vendors are honest?
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  • Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 11 months ago
    Um, I believe that a lack of credulity regarding conspiracies is dangerous to one's health. There are far too many examples of "conspiracy theories" which have been proven to be just the opposite. Hard fact. I'll keep my firearms handy for those that wish to prove me right.
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  • Posted by Maphesdus 10 years, 11 months ago
    Although there are a few conspiracies which did turn out to be true, they are vastly outnumbered by the number of conspiracy theories which turned out to be total bunk (i.e. bigfoot, the alleged faking of the moon landing, ancient aliens, etc). The fact that this article was originally posted on Natural News should be a huge hint that its author shouldn't be taken seriously. No one ever said there is no conspiracies in the world. To attack that position is to attack a strawman.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 10 years, 11 months ago
    Ignore the man behind the curtain! (reference to the Wizard of Oz)
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