Earn~UNTOLD RICHES!

Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 5 months ago to Humor
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My deceased mother's dead stepbrother"s dirt napping neighbor makes up to $20,000 a day selling coffins on the internet with an automated system that lets you sleep all day if you feel like it. Hey, but don't forget to empty your mailbox on a daily basis. Otherwise, all those mailed checks shall cause it to burst, and I'm not as yet even talking about your electronically being paid options.
So would YOU like to make UNTOLD RICHES selling coffins to total strangers in your underwear? Contact me for the bargain basement buy of a lifetime for the secret fast money system you shall never find sold in fine stores.

Sorry, I like to read comments below articles on my PC and there's almost always some such one of those. Today I saw so many that I finally snapped.
Have they no shame?
Oh, but should you really do want to contact me about my price for the amazing low tech PC instructions guide to UNTOLD RICHES, I'm currently offering a time limited offer and shall unprecedentedly right away disclose it to be a Gulcher special sale of $199.99!!!! Hey, that way, all my good buddies and buddietts, you save~ta da!~all of $99 and one cent!!!!
As a folksy Alabama salesman once told me, you can't beat that with a stick.


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  • Posted by $ CBJ 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Sounds like truth in advertising, since the riches are still untold. :-)
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  • Posted by $ 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Way back during the 70s when a PC or a cell phone was the stuff of science fiction, scams came in the US mail.
    I read first send us money promises of always printed with all caps 'UNTOLD RICHES!" several times. Thus the title.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 9 years, 5 months ago
    More recent cons are just reflections of the snake oil salesmen of the past with a technological twist.

    Everybody's got a system, cleaver one's too but if their systems were so wonderful, why not give it and take a small token of profit until your wares have proven themselves.
    Many have a twist...an hours lone video that starts off good...I'll show you this or that but first, let me tell ya about myself...don't know about you, but I just don't care; nor do I care about all the fake testimonies...get to the chase.
    Or, how about every time you enter a search...golly! topping the list is a giant Sale on what your looking for?...The question is, how can you sell the meaning of the phrase I just typed in?
    And last but not least, (I sure they'll come up with something else) what about those adds that capture attention just above the comment section of an article you just read...have you noticed that the picture of the person or event is never present in the slide show your lead to? Like the one about the dumbest president, the photo showing obobo...your hoping to find out his IQ right?...not there, they don't even mention obobo nor do the show you the half naked pretty girl in the click on photo.

    Don't even think they'll go away if you never click on anything for the rest of your life...they will show up when least expected again.

    Electronic toilet paper anyone? singing the praises of something or another while you wipe!
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  • Posted by $ 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    OPPs? Are you another them Yankees a-makin' fun of ther good name of Opp, Alabama? Thar's thangs ter do ther as this link will show.
    https://www.facebook.com/places/Thing...
    Still, ah must say ah never cared tuh show up ter do any them thangs, though.
    Oh, by ther way, got any nuclear waste yuh want ter git rid of?
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  • Posted by Dobrien 9 years, 5 months ago
    An old car salesman Cletus Rotty told me a couple of things "Daniel , there is an ass for every seat as we appraised a 1968 AMC" and "you can't eat saw dust and shit customers"
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  • Posted by $ 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Dang, this failed post actually picked up a hit.
    You never know what will take off and what won't.
    Having seen others fly high, I don't worry about it.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 9 years, 5 months ago
    Yea, those emails like: Re: your 10,000. daily check.
    Money for nothin and chicks for free!
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