No Wall! Instead, Let's Mow The Grass So People Can't Sneak Through It

Posted by $ allosaur 8 years, 7 months ago to Humor
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Nutty Nancy's most infamous line, "Let's pass this bill so we can see what is in it" should stand the test of time.
That won't stop her from trying to beat it it for just plain stupid, though.
"Just Plain Stupid" should be a category. "Humor" just doesn't quite cut it sometimes.


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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    IMO, too many words. You'd have to be dead behind it while waiting at a red light~or how me dino has read wordy bumper stickers with little words in the past.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino would love to see eco-Nazis picketing Nutty Nancy's house with signs that says things like "Protect The Desert Skink From The Stupid Skank."
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  • Posted by DrZarkov99 8 years, 7 months ago
    You need to show this to the environmentalists who are frantic about cutting scarce vegetation along the border. Some endangered desert species are very dependent on the few spots along the border where significant undergrowth is present, and the Border Patrol has been working out how to secure those parts of the border without walls or "cutting the grass."
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  • Posted by fivedollargold 8 years, 7 months ago
    Answer: Bela Pelosi

    Question: What do you get when you cross two blood-suckers?
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino only thought of a deterrent but did contemplate "immediately identifiable."
    Good point. No barrier is perfect. Some will always get through.
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  • Posted by term2 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I bet the liberals might go for a wall around california to keep non liberals from infecting their state
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  • Posted by term2 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Umm, Poison Oak would be cool. Aliens with poison oak would be immediately identifiable too.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, taking quarantine measures is a proven method of preventing the spread of all sorts of communicable disease.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino likes that idea. Lengths of razor wire hitched to tall posts could be used to prop up the thorn bushes and maybe some Pacific Poison Oak and Western Poison Ivy could be spread about along the way. Then there's sidewinders and scorpions . . .
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  • Posted by term2 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    How about planting stuff with heavy duty thorns for about 20 ft on the beach of the rio grande ! Make em think twice about actually getting into the USA !! Out here in LV, we plant those kind of bushes on the inside of our property fences to discourage trespassers.
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  • Posted by term2 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    maybe we need a wall around california so the illegals can go there and not get out to the rest of the USA
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I can imagine all the msnbc, NBC, CNN, ABC and CBS talking heads all yammering away with and without Jackass Party guests.
    The New York Times, heck, even the libtard rag that's become of The Birmingham News of my area, would be writing hit pieces galore.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino recalls seeing rather tall reedy growth along the Rio Grande. Would not go near it now, but during 1973 I camped beside that river in the Texas Big Bend park. Everything else around me was definitely desert.
    There's cactus and bushy stuff in the sand along the dry desert border that extends from the Rip Grande to the California coast. Any green lawn grass is not natural.
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  • Posted by Eyecu2 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, I imagine even the suggestion by Trump would bring massive protests and accusations of racism. Heck I would love to see the Liberals meltdown over just the suggestion.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Uh, I know you suggested it.
    I also support its implementation, even though think it impossible.
    I'm already imagining massive protest marches.
    Even burning cities.
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  • Posted by term2 8 years, 7 months ago
    Get rid of "catch and release" for good. If they get caught and cant prove they belong here, they just go back across the border right then.
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  • Posted by term2 8 years, 7 months ago
    As I recall, there is NO grass in the desert southwest, at least. Its a desert !!
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  • Posted by preimert1 8 years, 7 months ago
    Instead of mowing, she could she could enlist a flock of sheeple to chew it down. ...or better yet hire crop dusters to spray it with Agent Orange while she stands at the end of each row to direct them.
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