No Wall! Instead, Let's Mow The Grass So People Can't Sneak Through It

Posted by $ allosaur 8 years, 7 months ago to Humor
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Nutty Nancy's most infamous line, "Let's pass this bill so we can see what is in it" should stand the test of time.
That won't stop her from trying to beat it it for just plain stupid, though.
"Just Plain Stupid" should be a category. "Humor" just doesn't quite cut it sometimes.


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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yep. I live among Alabama nut trees and so I'm swarmed by plenty of squirrely squires to watch.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Why not? Every country has a right to defend it's borders.
    Our southern border has always been the one most abused.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Dumborella!
    Your word "scary" caused me to think of Vampirella.
    Now Vampira for Dumbopira.
    The first inspiration a comic book character, the second a TV horror show hostess~both are bloodsuckers!
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  • Posted by Herb7734 8 years, 7 months ago
    They might find a snake or two in the grass that wiggled in through the porous border.. Pelosi is squirrely. Did you ever see how a squirrel will run toward a tree and for no apparent reason stop, then suddenly run in the opposite direction?
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That effective solution is so un-PC that Crying Chucky will be bawling before every media camera in sight and Nutty Nancy will be frenetically spazing out jerky hand gestures while telling us all about how mean that idea is.
    After all, an influx of future mooching for under-educated Hispanic voters is sorely needed to help the Jackass Party to save it from itself.
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  • Posted by gafisher 8 years, 7 months ago
    A team of opposition writers couldn't make her sound as dumb as she really is. The only grass along the part of the Arizona border where one of my relatives patrolled was baled up in multi-kilo packages for distribution on the streets of our great Democrat (and often sanctuary) cities.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That's a good point about risking good money on coyotes.
    Coyotes will strand illegals in a heartbeat to escape the border patrol.
    Me dino has read of illegals found trapped locked in trucks under a broiling sun. With their kids!
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Nutty Nancy makes me dino think of a pothead when she talks.
    Me dino for being a me dino has been known to mimic her spastic hand movements in front of my TV.
    Whoa! Come to think of it, maybe she snorts some blow, too.
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  • Posted by Eyecu2 8 years, 7 months ago
    She is EXTERMELY proud of just how STUPID she really is.

    I have a solution, without building a wall and it would be much faster to set up. Bring home all the military drones and have them patrol the border. Establish a 1 mile wide DEAD ZONE and patrol it with the drones killing EVERYTHING that is found in there. Buy the land from those forced to loose their land via the new Dead Zone. Far cheaper and quicker to set up. Plus we can be certain that after a few invaders get killed they will stop trying to come in via that method.

    Of course this would not prevent other means of illegally coming here but it would be as good as a wall and faster to set up.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Foliage me dino has seen along the Mexican border is more suited for hacking machetes than any grass trimming lawnmowers.
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  • Posted by Joseph23006 8 years, 7 months ago
    Actually, I think Nancy's been smoking the grass to make that comment. On the other hand she is probably using cheap illegals to work in her vineyards. Grass and wine will do it every time!
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  • Posted by chad 8 years, 7 months ago
    Ancient China built an enormous wall to keep out the Mongols (who ruled China for centuries), apparently building a wall is not of much use. I don't understand why those who want to enter the country just don't apply for passports and get a US visa for a few hundred dollars, walk across the border at a nice place and you don't have to wander through the desert with some coyotes that charge thousands, you could use the money saved to look for a place to live while you look for a job.
    Nancy is an idiot, mow the grass? I guess we could hire the illegals to mow the grass since that is most likely the job they will start with.
    Should anyone who wants to be allowed to enter the country, apply for welfare, use public schools, get jobs. No. There should be some screening process, we don't want another country's criminals being dumped into ours. America has no process now.
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  • Posted by GaryL 8 years, 7 months ago
    Even this is total BS from Pelosi and her ilk. They don't honestly want the grass mowed because they are going to be needing a lot of new illegal voters to slither through it.
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  • Posted by Suzanne43 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yup, the Clintons are fond of the word "contribute" especially when "contribute" lines their coffers.
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  • Posted by $ 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    "Nasty Nancy" was making a very nasty for a hollow attempt to belittle someone being given something without mentioning her giving nothing.
    New thought~Why should progressives (another word for socialists) settle for giving taxpayers nothing when they can get around to forcing them to keep even less?
    That's something Gulchers know that snowflakes don't~and won't for being told "to contribute."
    Come to think of it, me dino now recalls intern-chasing El Presidente Slick Willie Clintonista being fond of saying "contribute" instead of "paying taxes."
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  • Posted by voodoo59 8 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Funny! Unfortunately for them, getting rid of that megalomaniac will be like trying to remove wine stains from your white carpet.
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