Dis Widdle Girl She See Food Come Outta Dirt

Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 12 months ago to Humor
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"It's so exciting! It so green! Lookit da collard greens! Me make smoothies! Food Come Outta Dirt! It's like magic! I am shook!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WOW! WOW! WOW!
Tink I go play big girl at da capitol now. Call Baar names."


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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Mention of Bolshevik Bernie's "eggbeater hairdo" had me busting out laughing.
    AOC starring in a sequel of The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button would give a progressive being called regressive here in The Gulch an extra zing kinda thing.
    Me dino would not have AOC regress into a baby, though, not when her looks remind me of~~~
    https://www.google.com/search?q=prayi...
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 5 years, 11 months ago
    Please no more AOC! I can't stand this type of idiocy. All these freshmen congresspeople lack RAM/ROM. Someone must have programmed their hard drive with basic software. AI would be a better replacement!
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  • Posted by mminnick 5 years, 12 months ago
    Did AOC go to any accredited school anywhere? It seems to me if she worked real hard and studied hard she might reach the level of my youngest grand child. He just urned 15 weeks today.
    BTW - he plays a Kick Piano very well. Can almost recognize the song. :) But I'm a proud grandpa.
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  • Posted by exceller 5 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Love your style!

    One side note: the "college" Cortex received her "degree" from, Boston College, is a school you attend on the side. In other words, she did her study in the evenings/weekend. Nothing wrong with that, but as the college admittance scandals have shown recently, someone may have been doing her thesis. It is inconceivable that she "graduated" with distinction in economics but now demonstrating the ignorance of a 5 yo on the subject.

    And that is an insult to 5 yos, some of them being very bright.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    An Occasional Cortex and "leaders" like her hope to rule everyone else for being among the more equal than others elite class.
    All in a sudden me dino again thinks of the only fat man I have ever seen in North Korea.
    As for "down the ladder" Venezuelan folks who originally voted for socialism, bet some now reside in Florida along with Cubans and AOC's mommy.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL! Me dino likes this answering multiple questions technique.
    May emulate it some day.
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  • Posted by Haroeris 5 years, 12 months ago
    It is like the TV series BrainDead is really happening...If only their heads would really explode.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 5 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thanks! It really is a true story. This city girl was visiting her granny at the family farm. I was sitting on the porch with her when she asked me if I would like to shell some peas. I took a pod and opened it up, and said, "Oh, they are so cute." I remember my Grandmother laughing. It's a fond childhood memory.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Fleeing to Florida to get out of paying her "fair share" of taxes as politicians like her daughter would tell her.
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