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I'm still trying to convince my better half that a loaded cheeseburger WITHOUT lettuce is actually healthy for me! No luck so far...

I stopped going to the movies so long ago, I do not recognize the many Marvel / Ironman, Spiderman movies. I guess they've had 3 spidermen? Whoa.

Happy to be out of the loop. Proud that I have no idea who "Thanos" is. (Apparently he's bad but he collects jewelry of some kind).

All I know is "Thor" Helmsworth... Has an Auto-Immune disease, and will basically stop (or significantly stop) acting.
I have to wonder... If he got the Clot Shot?

I realize not everyone in Hollywierd is bad. But I simply have no use for them.

And I came across some movie 2072 (Dystopian Future. And REPUBLICANS were the Fascist Enemies that caused all of the bad stuff).

Which cracks me up, because the LEFT LOVES Communism. Cows LIVE in a Communist Heaven. (Each Cow gets free health care, a place to live, no job, plenty to eat, and works for the good of the herd)... But that's EVIL.

Doing that to PEOPLE is "To be celebrated". But don't treat Animals that way!
In fact, cows are treated far better than the people expect to be treated once they enter a communist community.
HENCE NOBODY stays in Cuba!

I was hoping this woke movie craze was over, and that The Odyssey would flop bigly at the box office. As of July 27, 2026, Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey has grossed approximately $639.6 million worldwide. The propaganda machine of the left is mighty.

Good Points!, Pokie's illogic is retarded because pokie IS retarded . . .

Well said!

Thank you, OUC, for keeping the ball rolling and starting my day! Living on the southern shore of Lake Ontario we experienced very heavy wildfire smoke from Canada for days.

Me dino feels moved to call the latest Hollywoody travesty made of Homer's classic elongated poem The Odyshitty.
Yet I will go see that mess on one condition. Beset by monstrous entities and punitive pagan gods, now getting Oldy in age who Romans called Ulysses had to literally swim home all alone during the last leg of his return. Well, fine! I'll go see that mess only if a Woketopus~~
https://www.simonandschuster.com/book...
~~eats what is left of his crew and sinks his ship.
Me dino insists on yet another change to make viewing of this flick tolerable.
The actress who plays Helen of Troy is okey wokey dokey black..
https://www.bing.com/search?q=black+h...
So I demand that "the face that launched a thousand ships" be changed to "the face that launched a whole mess of outrigger canoes paddled by deeply tanned Trojans all wearing grass skirts."
One thing THAT DID bug the dino about Homer's seaside Troy is that it lacked a navy to defend itself.

Good breakfast of hearty ho ho ha ha while my daughter and I take short break from unpacking. Beeper takes the cake, but they're all great!

LOL

Great group, OGC! The beeper - a classic!

And the map, Ithaca to Troy...a major smile...

And a Kamala word salad.. Great smiles this morning!

Snickering up a storm here over my coffee this morning thanks to this excellent collection! Uh wait, no snickering at your picks for Helen and Athena, wow! The commie anchor drowning its victim is priceless - makes me look at that symbol in a whole new way, nice! My wife won't buy lettuce from anybody right now so it's a good thing I'm presently growing my own. ALWAYS discard Kamala salad!

All good with my Sunday morning coffee. Thanks

All good but I had to find a Snickers bar so I could smirk properly.

You were all wrong. Trump is horrible.

Got my best laugh from the New York State map showing the cities of Troy and (originally the island of) Ithaca. There's another Troy in Alabama where I graduated from Troy State University. Ain't no Ithaca along down heah, though. Talkin' hick, I'm suddenly recalling what I did to my first roommate for laughing as he snatched loose change I had dropped into a drawer beside my bed. Fresh out of the Marines, I was quite fit enough to toss his overgrown ass out into the dorm's hallway.
Scampering off, he actually yelled, "I'm gonner throw yuh outta thet thar window! Thet thar window!" He didn't do Schiff. Save for soon quitting college.
Heard the latest Odysseus flick got attacked by the Woketopus there's a book about. Not gonna waste the 4-hour length on watching that 'un. Read that the makers still could not squeeze in every literary scene of the Odyssey in it. Me dino done read Homer's book along with the Iliad as assignments at Bama's Troy. Saw three shorter movie versions. Last 'un ah done saw is called The Return and Kirk Douglas starred in the first one.
In each I~~bwa!~ha!~ha!~~enjoyed watching all the parasite suitors deserve to get slaughtered. Now they make me think of Mamcommie and his spoiled sponging greedy ilk.

Love the emphasis and Glad you got home safe, Now, if ya need more Smerkin and ah Snickerin go here: https://www.galtsgulchonline.com/post...

May you experience Guiltless Smerking.
My Best for all,
Olduglycarl

CDC and the WHO are guilty of crimes against humanity.
Try and impale them.

Only Whorelywood cares about the academy any more. Its as commie as Whorevard.

CDC should have no say in this day and age, even as the UN should be perp-walked out of this country. With most people complaisant, none of this will happen. I will pop some corn, sit back and watch the show, hopefully from afar...

Nolan wants an Oscar. Unfortunately the "Academy" woke rules won't allow for an accurate movie to be awarded best picture. So he produced this slop. I'll bet Ellen Page wins best supporting actor too.

Captain McConnell indeed. It fits, nasty, but fits. The tree is a good one! The trip from TX, 1650 miles in three days with a 15' UHaul towing a car came close to nature when we managed to avoid a flash flood in Tennessee. No trees, please😅. Sorry about the emojis, had to do it for emphasis because this batch is super and funny.

A bunch of goodies and laughs are so needed right now! Good old Mike Ditka has that right! And liberals do indeed need to calm down, but how to get them to that point is a real mystery. If they can't hear, can only spout talking points, no way can we ever communicate. Popcorn is the best way right now, let'm tear at each other for a change. Thanks for the sweet treats OUC! (edit for spelling)

My cross- country journey showed just how on point this Gulch is. I met wonderful folks all along our route, the flyover country. I also saw inroads being made, starting in the larger areas and gradually working out into the suburbs, then into the more rural places. Mosque here, mosque there, not big buildings-yet-but lots of storefront and slightly larger everywhere. These folks don't seem to realize they're being invaded.

Back in Ohio after a VERY eventful trip to help my daughter in Schertz, TX move out and join me here in Ohio. Great batch of Sunday funnies 🤣