+1👍🏻

{omitted spoken intro}

Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag.
Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag.
The noon bell rings, you know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys up on floor number two.

Smokin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

-- Brownsville Station

This is screaming to be parodied.

P.S. I was so disappointed with the video for missing this obvious opportunity. I think I'm going to work on it.

Shaking my head...at least they can now eliminate those pesky skid marks in their drawrs!

Of course, he would be cross. Me dino is always unhappy when I'm on my period.
It always reminds me I lack boobs to nurse a baby should I ever have one.

Had to +1 that! LOL!

The NATO woke should chill out about Putin,
I mean.... he probably has a bad case of Pre menstrual syndrome or womenapause and is without tampons due to the Covid supply chain issues.

Double the pleasure, double the fun. But wait~~OMG!
Shee-it, y'all! It's gonna be babies cryin' wah-wah-wah everywhere ya wanna go!
We gonna have a population explosion! Baby Boomers like me dino gonna look like nuttin! Where we gonna put all the babies?
Added to that, think about all them thar pregnant guys and gals illegally crossin' the border! And they already be a-gettin' all the baby formula.

Come to think of it we did not run out of baby formula until men could get pregnant.

Remember, guys, you won't need a tampon when you get pregnant.

Transgenderism effect.

Great parody! Thanks, LOL!

That vacuous look on the "After University" shot pretty much nails it.