Greenland as our 51st state? How about a Gulch?

Posted by katrinam41 3 months, 2 weeks ago to Ask the Gulch
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Our incoming President is very seriously eyeing Greenland as coming under the influence of the United States, not just as a stratigic base, but as an independent nation able to support itself with a huge wealth of natural resources. Oil and minerals top the list, and the 60,000 citizens are preparing for a vote to separate from Denmark. What say ye?


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  • Posted by $ Abaco 3 months, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    Hehe... I can talk, being Scandinavian. We're somewhat like the Philippinos....The women are amazing. The men...not so much...
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  • Posted by 3 months, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    Hopefully, that Icelandic vent under Grindavik is far enough away not to be worried about, but close enough to find a good source of geothermal power :) (edited to fix a typo)
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  • Posted by rhfinle 3 months, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    I knew the 'vacation' thing was a joke, although with a fer graders and bulldozers i'll bet you could put in a bitchin' ski resort! I think greenhouses with LED supplemental lights are a good idea, especially as they control the climate much better for the plants. I saw a Canadian guy has a very good design that takes advantage of the lower solar altitude. Geothermal is good too, as long as it doesn't go Grindavik on you ;^)
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  • Posted by 3 months, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    Considering that most of the island is above the Arctic Circle, you are quite right about the cold!
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  • Posted by 3 months, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    The "vacation" was sarcasm, rh, but although food crops can be grown, it certainly isn't a farmer's paradise. Greenhouses in Greenland would work. I must check on geothermal energy possibilities there. Greenland was formed by the same vent that is now making Iceland a lava bed.
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  • Posted by term2 3 months, 1 week ago
    maybe its time for US to move to greenland . The USA is getting untenable. Just ask Rudy Guiliani who is having everything taken away from him by our "quasi legal" system.
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 3 months, 1 week ago
    We gotta be careful. Planet earth is a "globe". what goes around comes around.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    I've wondered if there is a deflection/distraction strategy going on regarding the Greenland and Canada stories. Panama is no distraction, IMHO. One out of three ain't bad? LOL?
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  • Posted by $ gharkness 3 months, 1 week ago in reply to this comment.
    I'm with you on the Panama Canal.

    I can't figure out what to make of Greenland, though. I wonder if it's not just something to distract people while he does something else, and you are right about it making an interesting and entertaining conversation.
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 3 months, 1 week ago
    I say "go for it". I imagine there are a lot of Scandinavian women there, too.....just sayin...
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  • Posted by 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    The Canal should have been kept under our control. This is what happens when weak and/or progressive non-leaders are in control. If the Don can figure out how to get it back, I'm all for it.
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  • Posted by 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    If that is the case, someone should get in on aquiring some property before the price skyrockets. Even if the shift doesn't happen, Greenland may just be a good place to survive. "Vacation" property anyone?
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  • Posted by freedomforall 3 months, 2 weeks ago
    Could it be that Trump has recently been read in on the possible future effects of the pole shift?
    If the effects are as mentioned in previous posts here, Canada and Greenland might become
    the new tropics and a breadbasket for mankind, assuming 'mankind' survives.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    You're probably correct, but it makes an interesting and entertaining conversation. I think Truman had a better chance when he ran that flag up the pole in 1947(?) in the aftermath of WWII, but it didn't catch any wind so here we are today. Greenland as an independent nation allied with strong ties to us would be OK. We do still have a base there.

    I do think there has to be a way to regain complete control of the Panama Canal, though. Having Chinese companies (hence the CCP) running both ends is not what I would call a secure asset.
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  • Posted by 3 months, 2 weeks ago in reply to this comment.
    I don't really think Greenland will become a piece of the pie, but as allies they would make a great Gulch. A few more residents might be welcomed by the current folks, and technology as it is would make a cold place quite habitable. Its climate and terrain may be inhospitable in most places, but not everywhere. Maybe, someday, we will find our physical Gulch, and maybe someday we'll find we already live there. One can always hope.
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  • Posted by 3 months, 2 weeks ago
    Excuse my spelling of strategic. I really should check my typing, not good with a small screen.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 months, 2 weeks ago
    It is my understanding Greenland would need 60,000 citizens to apply for statehood even if the USA bought it and the current population count I see published here and there is 56,000 (even though this article rounds it up to 60,000). Yeah, I know, picky picky picky, but there it is.

    On the side, Canada becoming a 51st state is all in great fun, but not likely as each province of Canada would have a need to become a state of its own, adding a slew of new states (Canada has 10 provinces and 2 territories). Canada is not a monolith to be treated as a single entity like a "51st" state. I also wonder if the French in Quebec would take the move to become a separate nation rather than have Quebec be a new state in the USA. Just thinking out loud here. Oh, and I heard the provincial governor of Alberta would like to join the USA even if Canada doesn't. LOL, Trump's got a bunch of folks all in a tizzy again - ya gotta luv it! Buy stock in popcorn, LOL.
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