showed the I agree one to my wife while laughing and she was not amused

I have been loving my enemy since late night drinking to help me sleep gave me AFib, a close call with a stroke and put me in a hospital bed almost all of May.
Now when I push a grocery cart past the beer and wine, I just wave and say, "Hi, guys! Bye, guys!"
I also wave at the liquor store whenever I drive past it. "We had fun, Christian Brothers brandy!" It IS delicious stuff.
Early in May, I was on my iPhone in the hospital bed when I told my eldest son to pour half of what was left in a hefty jug of Carlo Rossi red down the drain of my kitchen sink.
Better to be a late night drunk than a complete alcoholic. Had no trouble not taking a drop since. Save at first for some lack of sleep.
During the last couple of weeks, I've been able to drop off into a sleep without an over the counter sleep aid. BTW, Chantix helped me quit a lifetime of smoking during 2012.
So maybe I'll make it to age 80 by next St. Patrick's Day. Shortly after my daughter drove me home from the hospital, I looked up "Death has many doors." That saying goes way back with no known author.

OK OGC - I went over my limit....by a bunch! Great collection, and have a great Friday!

Good ones that help me forget about the current world situation. One day we're going to return the Iran to the Stone Age and the next day we're on the verge of a peace agreement. We used to have a saying about a situation like this, either defecate or get off the pot. I cleaned it up a little bit. 😉

BBQ facial hair indicator. ;^)
Lots of guffaws. Thank you, OUC! 👍

Only 2 minutes? As in not letting a human being have more fun than allowed? Pshaw, OUC! These are great and takes more than 2 minutes, LOL! Thank you!

Sorry, the ninth one does not compute.

OUC you were really having fun with these..Laugh out loud. nb