I Beat A Patent Troll And You Can Too
Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 1 month ago to Technology
So, I responded to their demand that we pay up or shut down with this:
Without knowing anything about the legitimacy of either side of this particular patent battle, I found this story pretty amusing as well as a good Objectivist lesson.
"Dear Piece of Sh*t,
We are currently in the process of retaining counsel and investigating this matter. As a result, we will not be able to meet your Friday deadline. After reviewing this matter with our counsel, we will provide a prompt response.
I will pray tonight that karma is real, and that you are its worthy recipient,
Chris
While my wording may have been extreme, the message got through. Needless to say, we quickly found ourselves in federal court. They asked to settle, and I told them my offer was $0 and they would need to license their entire patent portfolio to all other startups, or we would go on the offensive and invalidate their entire intellectual property portfolio"
Without knowing anything about the legitimacy of either side of this particular patent battle, I found this story pretty amusing as well as a good Objectivist lesson.
"Dear Piece of Sh*t,
We are currently in the process of retaining counsel and investigating this matter. As a result, we will not be able to meet your Friday deadline. After reviewing this matter with our counsel, we will provide a prompt response.
I will pray tonight that karma is real, and that you are its worthy recipient,
Chris
While my wording may have been extreme, the message got through. Needless to say, we quickly found ourselves in federal court. They asked to settle, and I told them my offer was $0 and they would need to license their entire patent portfolio to all other startups, or we would go on the offensive and invalidate their entire intellectual property portfolio"
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Nice story, well-related to the timely issue of bully-busting. It beautifully encompasses the problem of patent trolls and their effect on startups.
@dbhalling, you challenged me recently to produce evidence of poor-quality patents being used to bully software developers. Here you go, this is exactly what I was talking about from the outset.
Jan. poetically inclined
Jan
This does not prove that the plaintiff was necessarily unreasonable in asserting the patents however.
I had already found what I knew about all the parasites out there to be very disturbing.
This is a whole new additional division of evil people I up until now did not know about.
All the more disturbing. Like there's a huge horde of mosquitoes out there.
It brings into question the view that people in general are essentially good.
This past weekend I had a phone call from 360-761-1155. they claimed to be with the IRS and were demanding payment for a 2008 - 2012 tax issue. While I did have a 2008 - 2012 issue this was fully resolved. I asked for their employee id's. told them I would get back to them. I called back got another person who used another name and ID number, totally wrong number of digits for an IRS employee. I traced the call to its source in the state of Washington the owner and address, called the local police, called and emailed the IRS< called and emailed the FBI with a TON of information I collected. When I call that number now all I get is busy signal...I guess they blocked me. BTW I just called them again. I do this to EVERY call I get that is a fraud. GOD help the one that tries this on me that is within 4 hours driving distance. They will receive a personal visit from me and "Wembly" or me and my "BFR."
The ONLY way to deal with bullies is to do exactly what you did, then step it up a bit, and if lucky, they will no longer contribute to the CO2 issues of this planet, and you can consider yourself a good steward of the planet.
Wink-wink I couldn't resist! :^)
My clients have been on both sides of these situations. Luckily, most of my clients have tried to be reasonable. In one case, the attorney on the other side refused to even discuss why they thought my client infringed and basically asked if we were willing to risk the cost of litigation. Note this is really a problem with the legal system generally and has nothing to do with patents specifically. Basically the attorney on the other side knew that the law is often an expensive crap shoot in court and his client was willing to play chicken with a million dollars. This is done in med malpractice suits, product liability suits, securities lawsuits, and a favorite tactic of many federal prosecutors and federal agencies. Don't blame patents, blame the absurdly expensive, ambiguous legal system we have.
In the case of patents, the Supreme Court has gone out of their way to increase the uncertainty in patent lawsuits with their absurd opinions. Thus a bully is always willing to use this ambiguity in their favor. Whether you are a defendant or a plaintiff, be willing to stick your ground (within broad economic costs benefits) if you are sure you are right. That makes the system honest and deters bullies.
um now we will bring the reality....