Earn~UNTOLD RICHES!

Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 5 months ago to Humor
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My deceased mother's dead stepbrother"s dirt napping neighbor makes up to $20,000 a day selling coffins on the internet with an automated system that lets you sleep all day if you feel like it. Hey, but don't forget to empty your mailbox on a daily basis. Otherwise, all those mailed checks shall cause it to burst, and I'm not as yet even talking about your electronically being paid options.
So would YOU like to make UNTOLD RICHES selling coffins to total strangers in your underwear? Contact me for the bargain basement buy of a lifetime for the secret fast money system you shall never find sold in fine stores.

Sorry, I like to read comments below articles on my PC and there's almost always some such one of those. Today I saw so many that I finally snapped.
Have they no shame?
Oh, but should you really do want to contact me about my price for the amazing low tech PC instructions guide to UNTOLD RICHES, I'm currently offering a time limited offer and shall unprecedentedly right away disclose it to be a Gulcher special sale of $199.99!!!! Hey, that way, all my good buddies and buddietts, you save~ta da!~all of $99 and one cent!!!!
As a folksy Alabama salesman once told me, you can't beat that with a stick.

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  • Posted by NealS 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thank you for the research. Honor House, I think someone should make it a comeback. I think it would actually sell. College professors could make a killing today selling this stuff again. Heck I might even order a pair of the X-Ray Glasses just incase they've made some real improvements.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Groping at my memory, I think what I saw was called X-Ray Glasses. If it was the same thing, I don't know.
    LOL! After I wrote what I wrote above, it occurred to me to try an look it up. Bingo! In the link below, that ad is on top of other junk I saw in comic books~
    http://mentalfloss.com/article/30420/...
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  • Posted by NealS 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Of course I only saw the "Magic Glasses" ad in Popular Mechanics, or maybe Popular Science. Those were my favorite magazines back in the 50's. Today they are unreadable, the artistic presentations today with small and fancy print over drawings and photographs. I can hardly read a word. Used to be great magazines, I particularly remember an old article about computers. It predicted what a computer for home might look like. It was a monster.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, well, I don't see a need to explain the strangers and the underwear.
    I'm good at popping people with points because I think its courteous.
    I'll usually ignore a stupid statement like "Obama jacked up the national debt to save us from Bush doing the same thing."
    Still, should I find it sticking in my craw, I have at times returned with a -1.
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  • Posted by NealS 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I was never very happy with my glasses that could look through girls clothing either. Maybe I was just using them wrong.
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  • Posted by NealS 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thanks, if I ever need money I'll start that up again. I suppose you could post a "Fund Me" on the internet telling people to just send you money for personal use, you will get nothing in return, just a good feeling that you helped some stranger buy a new boat, or a new car, or maybe a house.
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  • Posted by NealS 9 years, 5 months ago
    Please send me the info, I'd like to get in on the action, everyone needs one, or at least a little box. I know that because my primary care physician at the VA told me that the mortality rate for human beings is 100%. But please wait a few days, I've got someone working in my computer from India trying to fix some bug that was reported to them by my modem. I think they said they were from Microsluff or something like that so it must be completely ligit. They expect to have it fixed anytime now for well under $600 plus updates. My father-in-law had sent a lot of money off shore to process the millions of dollars that he had won just before his death. I think he died of starvation. What I don't understand is why our Congress can't shut it off, other countries can shut off the entire internet, but we can't shut off theft and child porn? Bul_s_it! This is something else that should go to the vote of the people, not just some lawyer saying that stopping internet theft violates someone's rights. Here we go again extending our constitutional rights to criminals from other countries. Are you kidding me?
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  • Posted by IndianaGary 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I remember when I was 17, a neighbor I didn't like very much brought home a brand spanking new 1960 Edsel. I'm still chuckling over that one.
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  • Posted by starznbarz 9 years, 5 months ago
    I remember reading about a waaay pre internet scam that used the e-mail of old - Popular Mechanics ad pages. You purchased the 3 line ad (along with hundreds of others) that read " How to get rich! Send $1 and a SASE to this address" When you did, you received in the mail - in the envelope and stamp you paid for, a slip of paper that simply read "get a good job" It was legal, as you received something from the advertiser for the money sent. Times hav` nt changed much, just the speed and number of fools to be parted with their dough.( **edit, got my post mixed up with my pre...old aqe)
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  • Posted by Herb7734 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I had the first run of the VW Rabbit. In one year, every part of it broke in increments. The only car worse than that was the Yugo. But, AMC was a close #3 in all their models.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 9 years, 5 months ago
    How those total strangers got in my underwear, I'll never know.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Dang! I recall little dino seeing those sand bully Charles Atlas things in comic books.
    Made me curious but never enough to buy into it.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Maybe its the best way for total strangers to help you get to know Mr. Wheat.
    Gave you a +1 anyhoo.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    There's a lot of good folks out in the country. In my Birmingham area you need to watch your back.
    I may have passed through Opp once on my way to New Orleans during the 70s but I can't remember. I grew up in Dothan and was close to Opp as this map shows~
    http://www.wrhammons.com/opp-alabama-...
    ~but I never had a reason to drive over there.
    My folks having a place by a lake a half hour past the Florida line may have had something to do with that.
    When in high school, I was visited by Connecticut cousins who were highly amused for seeing a town called "Opp" on an Alabama state road map.
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  • Posted by IndianaGary 9 years, 5 months ago
    Wheat I want to know is, why would total strangers be in my underwear?
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  • Posted by preimert1 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Some wag signed my dad for some info on a Charles Atlas fitness course (presumably because, like the ad showed, a beach bully kicked sand in his face. They started at $50 for the course and kept reducing the price in subsequent mailings until they finally reached $5 at which point my dad sent them the $5 just to shut them up. He got a mimeographed pamphlet that advised him, among other measures, to wrap an ice cold rag around his testicles--at which point he threw out the whole blessed mess.
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  • Posted by preimert1 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Used to pass thru Opp on my way from Atlanta to Pensicola--also "blue's old stand". Ran over a possum and blew a thread bare tire at 9pm 0ne night. A farmer answered the door of his place with a shot gun and a lantern. We were in our NAVCAD suits and he told us he used to be in the Navy himself and drove into Opp and woke up a garage owner who sold us another used tire. Farmer helped us change the tire and we made to Mainside before our liberty expired. Folks are like that in the South.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 9 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hot dang! This for four days ignored thing is actually a Hot In The Gulch part of today's email.
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